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slinger wrote: Sun Apr 03, 2022 6:46 pm You simply cannot make this stuff up...

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Honestly I would be far more comfortable if he said I use coke from time to time and I going to seek help to rid myself of my habit. Instead we get one of the most outrageous, brain dead (that will be the coke) incredulous lies I have heard in decades.
So he is basically saying to his constituents please continue to support me because I don't do drugs I'm simply a sex pest, dandruff gathering wierdo.
I think promotion to the cabinet is a racing certainty 🙄
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slinger wrote: Tue Apr 05, 2022 5:03 pm Image
Is Stu behind that kit ? Asking for a friend 😉
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When the doctor told me there was a cure for dyslexia, it was music to my arse.
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slinger wrote: Tue Apr 05, 2022 9:07 pm When the doctor told me there was a cure for dyslexia, it was music to my arse.
Oh dear, oh dear oh dear :clap:
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Did we see Kier Starmer calling for complete transparency about Rishi's missus's tax affairs with a machine called the Trumatic 120 in the background?

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Yes we did.

Look behind you Kier. That's what you want. Behind you!
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Starmer wouldn't know the truth if it bit him on the arse.
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