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terrybooth wrote: Sat Sep 28, 2024 6:07 pm Doctor, Doctor. I keep dreaming that I'm a set of curtains.
Pull yourself together.
Doctor Doctor. Last night I dreamt a was a Big Top and the night before I dreamt I was a bivouac.
You're two tents.
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Vinyl-ant wrote: Sat Sep 28, 2024 6:18 pm I went to the doctor and told him i broke my leg in two places
He said well dont go to those places then...
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The song is:
Take Me House, less of a cunt than Johnson, Sunak, Starmer, tree, winding road?
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Me and my big mouth.
Why just the other day I encountered four arboriculturists plying their craft.
Of course I had to remark that there was one too many of them.
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