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A fellow in the Maritime Provence of Canada was concerned that his Wife failed to return home after a night out with her Girlfriends. The next day a couple of Mounties came to his door and told him that they had some bad news but also some good news and some very good news.

He said "Did you find my Wife?"
They said "That's the bad news we pulled her dead body out of the bay today. "
He wailed "Oh no what can the good news be?"
The Cops said "When we pulled her out there were six lobsters clinging to her and we feel you should get a share of them."
He was dumbfounded and said "What can the very good news be?" and was told....
"Were gonna pull her out again tomorrow."

Q. What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits your windscreen?
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A Its' arse.

(Poor fly. Nature is a bitch, sometimes)