Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2021 6:47 pm
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Jokes & Funnies
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2021 6:44 pm
My wife yelled at me from across the house “Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, kind of like someone’s got a voodoo doll of you and they’re stabbing it?”
”No”, I shouted back.
”How about now?” she replied.
”No”, I shouted back.
”How about now?” she replied.
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2021 12:52 pm
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2021 6:41 pm
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2021 4:53 pm
So the foreman in the woodworking shop shows the new worker how to operate the circular saw. As he walks away he hears a yell and rushes back.
"What happened ?" he asks.
"Well I just put my hand there. Oh, there goes the other one!"
"What happened ?" he asks.
"Well I just put my hand there. Oh, there goes the other one!"
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2021 9:42 pm
Here's a little-known fact. When Jim Morrison - front-man of The Doors - got disillusioned with the life of a rock star, and all the pressures that came with it, he faked his own death and founded a chain of supermarkets.
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2021 9:47 pm
Sainsbury's ?
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2021 9:48 pm
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2021 10:00 pm
Oh, of course: 
"Break on through to the Asda side.".
"Break on through to the Asda side.".
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2021 11:19 am
Not so much a funny...more ‘interesting’
