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TheMarlin wrote: ↑Sat Jun 18, 2022 1:15 pm I apologies I’m advance for how crap this joke is.



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That reminded me of this one...

A bloke walks into the pub, orders a pint and places a newt gently on the bar.

The barman looks over, and asks, "what's that then, a pet?"

"Yes," the bloke replies, "I take him everywhere with me."

"Has he got a name?" asks the barman.

"Yes," says the bloke, "he's called Tiny."

"What, because he's little,?" asks the barman.

"No," replies the bloke, "It's because he's my newt.
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Why didn't Cinderella stick with her animal friends in the forest rather than go with a bloke who had to force her to wear a particular shoe because he couldn't recognise her without her make up on?
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Fretless wrote: ↑Sun Jun 19, 2022 7:42 am Image
Absolutely ridiculous. We'd never have stood for "Ave- bloody- Maria." We demanded total silence, along with total obedience, from anyone entering our domain. :lol:
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