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Condoms and coffins both contain stiffs.

One's coming and the other's going.

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I asked my wife why she married me. She told me it's because I'm really funny and make her laugh a lot. I told her I thought it was because I was charming and good looking. "See! Absolutely hilarious!"
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I bought a bottle of whiskey at the supermarket and put it in a carrier bag. When I went to get on my bike I thought "If I fall off my bike the bottle would break and I'd lose the whiskey.". So I drank the whiskey. Just as well I did - I fell off 7 times.
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Leak Stereo 20 & First Audio Classic Copper V2
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Leak Stereo 20 & First Audio Classic Copper V2
Modded Lenco GL75 with Saturn arm, heavy custom plinth. Nagaoka MP500.
Nottingham Audio Hyperspace + heavy kit, + Origin Live Conqueror + Koetsu Black
Tom Evans Micro Grove MK2 MC phono
Bluesound Node2i (x2) both with latest power upgrades.
Topping D90MQA and Topping D90SE
Audiolab 6000 CDT transport.
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