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Measuring success

Posted: Sat May 04, 2019 8:12 am
by howardc1951
At 4 success is not peeing in your pants.
At 12 success is having a friend.
At 17 success is having a driving licence.
At 20 success is having sex.
At 30 success is having money.
At 50 success is having money.
At 60 success is having sex.
At 70 success is having a driving licence.
At 80 success is not peeing in your pants.

Re: Measuring success

Posted: Sat May 04, 2019 9:35 am
by zebbo
:lol: :lol: :clap:
Managed most of those but 60's not too far away so fingers crossed for that one!

Re: Measuring success

Posted: Sat May 04, 2019 10:25 am
by Fretless
You missed one:

At 40 success is not having a nervous breakdown and/or a divorce.


I managed the 4 year old one - but it was downhill from there ....

Re: Measuring success

Posted: Sat May 04, 2019 11:40 am
by BillyBones
At 90 success is remembering any of the preceding 89 years.

Re: Measuring success

Posted: Sat May 04, 2019 11:43 am
by Dr Bunsen Honeydew
Just being alive is the ultimate success in this frame of ref.

Re: Measuring success

Posted: Sat May 04, 2019 1:18 pm
by zebbo
Fretless wrote: Sat May 04, 2019 10:25 am You missed one:

At 40 success is not having a nervous breakdown and/or a divorce.


I managed the 4 year old one - but it was downhill from there ....
Yep, failed that one! (divorce). :grin:

Re: Measuring success

Posted: Sat May 04, 2019 2:25 pm
by Fretless
Looking at the pattern. There should be one at about 75 years.

At 75 - success is having any friends who haven't died.

Re: Measuring success

Posted: Sat May 04, 2019 3:09 pm
by Lindsayt
At 1, success is being warm and walking.
At 90, success is being warm and walking.