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How many Wigwam Mods does it take to change a light bulb.

answer.......................................................

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3, one to hold the light bulb and two to turn the world around him.

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There was an old man from Kent
Dr Evil his name, his mind a bit bent
When ever on line in hope, they just couldn't cope
So in coming they made sure he just went

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A hoary old bull and a yearling were slowly topping a hill.
Suddenly the yearling's ears perk up.
Down in the valley are 6-7 heifers.
The yearling gets all excited and starts prancing on the spot. "Dah ! Dah! Let's run down there and each FUCK us a heifer!"
The bull slowly shakes his head, disappointed. "No son. We shall amble down there ....and fuck 'em all."

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For my money the funniest jokes are them wot anthropomorphize it.

here is a classic:

Truck driver keeps a pet parrot on a perch on his dashboard.
Truck driver is in the habit of picking up good-looking hitch-hiker skirt.
When one crawls into his cab he gruffly demands, "Well, wot's it gonna be ,baby? Cock or walk." If skirt puts on the old, affronted nun act...out she goes.

One day a truck passes the truckdriver on the highway and the truck driver notices chickens flying out the back. He signals the other driver to go to the curb and stop.
The two truckdrivers then proceed to open the back of the truck and see wot the fuck.

Inside, the hens are terrified and have pasted themselves to the furthermost wall.
The parrot is standing, wings akimbo, wild-eyed in front of them.

"Wot's it gonna be, baby? Cock or walk."

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