pROG WILL ALWAYS HAVE AUDIOFOOLS AT A DISADVANTAGE

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pROG WILL ALWAYS HAVE AUDIOFOOLS AT A DISADVANTAGE

Unread post by Mississippi Blind Child Assburn » Tue Oct 09, 2018 4:35 pm

Progressive Rock will always have AUDIOFOOLS at a disadvantage. Despite what you may prefer to believe.

You doubtless are now thinking, "There goes that ass-fucked, blind, poor person spouting off, inflicting his malefic opinions on us. He lives in some dreamworld, the stupid xxxx."

Well, Blind Child will not stand for talk like that, brazen Jimmehs - even though you only are THINKING so.

So then Blind Chile is forced to take remedial action and pull down all the masks:


This is how it goes, Huberts:

I already prooved with the Wots-Yer-Vinyl-Wantlist thread that you audiofools know nowt abart music.

But that does not mean that - say - one percent of youse actually WANT to learn.

Yes, you stretch yer necks up to heaven and open your gobs in anticipayshun as His Worshipful Progginess shits down his goodness upon you.
You swallow said shit but, shocked, spit it out immediately , vocifericating: "This is SHIT. Where is the manna?"

Well this kind of closed-minedness shant bring you any good, me curious Jimmehs.

You see, your problem is this: Prog shits down on your city, your entire country and you cant see the goodness of it all for the shits. You all - the 1 % of youse anyways - stretch forth, rise as one ,expecting the Godliness BUT YOUR SOULS ARE FULL OF LEAD. Your souls are like cells in your body which never forget that you have gone to fat -they have become tainted with Kate fucking Bush and audiocables and THEY WONT LET GO. They will hold you down FOREVER.

The Prog torch - like I said - requires constant vigilance but you...YOU audiofool , for the most part, never even lit it!
And for this it is too late. When your time comes and the Angel of Death puts your leaden soul on one pan of the Balance and a feather on the other...you will be found wanting
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Repent now all you want, but you will not be spared Hell.

Your taste in music, to put it mildly, is limited. You have exhausted your options.

Prog closes the book on you.

You will not be dealt with leniently.

A cavalcade of thick, twatting mongos, they serve no one but themselves. They have sequestered away good taste to some less acceptable dimension.Their slag-souls are leaden and sooty. The God Prog easily sweeps them to oblivion.
You can recant your heresies and denounce your weaknesses, but, I fear tis too late, my Jimmehs.

PROG WILL ALWAYS HAVE AUDIOFOOLS AT A DISADVANTAGE.

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Unread post by Dr Bunsen Honeydew » Tue Oct 09, 2018 4:42 pm

Yes teacher - first the cane 'cos we is fick - so come on then teach us.


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Unread post by Fretless » Tue Oct 09, 2018 6:50 pm

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Unread post by joe » Tue Oct 09, 2018 7:01 pm

I heard tons of prog when I was a student first time around; yer Yes, yer ELP, yer Genesis, yer Audience; also yer Krautrock; Faust, Tangerine Dream, Amon Dull. It was, not to put too fine a point on it, shite.

Fortunately the answer was close at hand. The mighty Iggy Pop and his Stooges encapsulated more ideas in one shambolic album (Raw Power) than every single prog band had managed since whoever it was started the whole sorry business. That's why prog died in 1973, and why no-one has been able to breathe new life into its festering corpse. So I'll take no lectures from some drugged-up Yank, thank you very much. Back you go to snakeoilaudio where you and Andre (or whatever he calls himself these days) can argue till Doomsday about what 'true prog' is.

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Unread post by Fretless » Tue Oct 09, 2018 7:03 pm

Or -to express my opinion in a style that you, Missy, will undoubtedly recognise as not dissimilar to your own ...............






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Unread post by Mississippi Blind Child Assburn » Tue Oct 09, 2018 7:39 pm

joe wrote:
Tue Oct 09, 2018 7:01 pm
prog died in 1973, and why no-one has been able to breathe new life into its festering corpse.
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Unread post by Mississippi Blind Child Assburn » Tue Oct 09, 2018 7:41 pm

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Yer list ter the wrong Raw Power lp, Jimmeh.

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Unread post by SteveTheShadow » Tue Oct 09, 2018 9:13 pm

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