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Earl Klugh - The Spice of Life
Sarah Jarosz - Build me up from Bones

Certain things have always been and ever more shall be
Walking down this country lane I'll almost guarantee
North south east west, twixt twelve and two
There's a water board man in a water board van using up his hour in lieu

Don't get too excited boy, although it's nearly spring
Cause the serpent also hisses where the sweet birds can sing
Some say some day one of these fine nights
The council's gonna ask Radiohead to switch off Blackpool lights

I'm Slim Shady
I'm the real Slim Shady
The other Slim Shady's
Gone to play tennis

I keep well away from places where they tend to wear
Glasses I'm certain they don't really need to wear
Feng Shui? OK, grab the DVD
Keep it upstairs till the bailiff's been and I'll make herbal tea

Ground floor Shoppers' Paradise
Habit-dashery, needles, spoons and knives
Knuckle-dusters, glass jaws and wooden hearts
Spend your money girls on sprays and lipsticks
Tested on bunnies, girls, strays and misfits
Ozone friendly rape alarms
For those blinding dates
Another summer of hate

It's the top shop for the tired and rundown
Going up for the final comedown
First and second floors, third and fourth world wars
We've got a free pair of flares
With every hip replacement
Just take the stairs to the bargain basement
Babies bottles full of the milk of human klnd nestle.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
The big shop is open it's a wonderful world

Top floor Shoppers' Paradise
We've got a drunk Father Christmas and The Antichrist
We've got nothing of value so there's no V.A.T.
We're going S.H.O.P.P.I.N.G.
We take Visa, Access, American Express
Patched-up, hand-me-down, second to next best
Clothes for all ages, mothers and babies

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
The big shop is open it's a wonderful world

Going down for all the things you missed
All the love. peace and happiness that don't exist
We've got enpsychopaedias we've got pic 'n' fix
A government freeer full of benefits
A children's assortment we're bigger than Hamleys
We've got Cabbage Patch orphans from Sylvanian Famllies
Carpets. Iinoleum, holy petroleum,
Chemi-kaze killers, little Hitlers and Napoleans

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
The big shop is open and the world
Is wonderful

The Who - Face dances
Black Sabbath - The eternal idol
Halestorm - Covers EP
Scorpions - Blackout

Lyle Lovett - Joshua Judges Ruth
Genesis - Duke
Pink Floyd - Dark Side of the Moon

Issac Hayes ~ Hot buttered soul
The Jonah Jones Quartet ~ Jonah jumps again
Mahalia Jackson ~ Gospel

Marvin Gaye - Gold
Marillion - Sounds that can't be made

I love a bit of Marvin

The Who - Its hard