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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Fri May 28, 2021 12:21 am
by Lindsayt
TheMarlin wrote: Wed May 26, 2021 2:38 pm Image
So there's no need to raise The Alarm then?

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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Fri May 28, 2021 12:25 pm
by TheMarlin
I've started attending a self-help group for sex addicts.

I haven't got an addiction, it's just a great way of meeting easy women.

Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Sat May 29, 2021 11:11 am
by howardc1951
A priest, an Iman and a rabbit go into a pub and the rabbit says: "I think I'm a typo."

Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Sat May 29, 2021 11:57 am
by howardc1951
IKEA are selling cars. The assembly instructions are 822 pages long.

Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Sat May 29, 2021 3:40 pm
by slinger
That moment when you stagger into the living room after a night on the beer and vaguely remember ordering a "Dyson" before you crawled into bed.

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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Sat May 29, 2021 7:47 pm
by terrybooth
Of course you know what the difference is between a bison and a buffalo...

Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Sat May 29, 2021 8:01 pm
by Lindsayt
terrybooth wrote: Sat May 29, 2021 7:47 pm Of course you know what the difference is between a bison and a buffalo...
One's a male offspring that swings both ways, the other's wiped out by Bills?

Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Sat May 29, 2021 8:14 pm
by savvypaul
Lindsayt wrote: Sat May 29, 2021 8:01 pm
terrybooth wrote: Sat May 29, 2021 7:47 pm Of course you know what the difference is between a bison and a buffalo...
One's a male offspring that swings both ways, the other's wiped out by Bills?
Buffalo = to polish one's ring

Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Sat May 29, 2021 9:02 pm
by Geoff.R.G
terrybooth wrote: Sat May 29, 2021 7:47 pm Of course you know what the difference is between a bison and a buffalo...
You can't wash your hands in a buffalo bom bom.

Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Sat May 29, 2021 11:22 pm
by slinger
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