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Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 1:32 pm
by slinger
nilsatisnisioptimum wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 12:50 pm
slinger wrote: ↑Sat Mar 20, 2021 2:11 pm
That's not quite right. A footballer would have gone down clutching his face.
Salah and Mane to name two you are familiar with and let's be honest I think every single premier league team, even the physical ones like Burnley & Sheff Utd have actor's in their squads. My lot have Richarlison who falls over with a waft of someone's hand. It drives me mad.
Two words - Harry Kane.
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 10:21 pm
by slinger
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 10:54 pm
by TheMarlin
For security reasons, Kenny Loggins changes his name every 28 days.
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 11:46 pm
by NSNO2021
slinger wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 1:32 pm
nilsatisnisioptimum wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 12:50 pm
slinger wrote: ↑Sat Mar 20, 2021 2:11 pm
Two words - Harry Kane.
I will take your two words and raise you to five words - Harry Kane, dirty cheating bastard.
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 11:49 pm
by TheMarlin
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 4:43 pm
by TheMarlin
I went into Waterstones and asked the assistant if they had any books on paranoia.
"They're behind you" she said.
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 5:18 pm
by slinger
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2021 12:01 pm
by NSNO2021
TheMarlin wrote: ↑Thu Mar 25, 2021 4:43 pm
I went into Waterstones and asked the assistant if they had any books on paranoia.
"They're behind you" she said.
Top job
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2021 12:04 pm
by savvypaul
I'm not paranoid...but I know you all think I am.
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2021 6:12 pm
by TheMarlin
