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I'm pleased to report that despite all the food I've eaten over the last few days my socks still fit.
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A police officer stops a car on the freeway which is going really slowly. He asks the elderly lady driver if she's ok because she's going so slowly. "Oh officer. I always drive at the speed limit."
"But you were only doing 10mph"
"Yes officer I saw the sign 10"
"No ma'am, that's not the speed limit sign that's the sign that you're on Route 10. The speed limit here is 60."
"Oh officer, I'm so sorry.'
The officer notices her passengers - 3 more elderly ladies who look absolutely terrified.
"Are your passengers ok?"
"Oh yes officer. They'll be fine now we're off Route 150"

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Gotta love the Dutch. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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slinger wrote: Wed Jan 03, 2024 12:36 am Gotta love the Dutch. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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In defence of The Netherlands, there are a few factual inaccuracies here (like, all of it).

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