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As I told my old boss...there's no 'I' in team, but there is a 'you' in c*nt.
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I went to see a UB40 tribute band called "WD-40." They were a bit rusty at first but got better as the evening went on.
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POPPED OUT THIS MORNING SINCE I NEEDED
A NEW PAIR OF SHOES. TRYING ONE ON I SAID TO
THE ASSISTANT, THIS ONES A BIT TIGHT.
SHE SAID THEY WILL GIVE A LITTLE WITH WEAR SO
TRY IT WITH IT WITH THE TONGUE OUT.

I SAID "IT'TH NHO GHOOD, IT'TH'S STHILL THOO THIGHT"
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Einstein is on a plane and says to the man next to him "It's a long journey let's play a game. I'll ask you a question and if you can't answer it you give me $5 then you ask me a question and if I can't answer it I'll give you $500."
The man agrees and Einstein asks him what the distance from the earth to the moon is. The man doesn't know and gives Einstein $5.
Then he asks Einstein "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down with 4 legs?"
Einstein thinks for a long time before admitting defeat and gives the man $500. The man asks what Einstein's next question is and Einstein says"What does go up a hill with 3 legs and comes down with 4?"
"I don't know" says the man. "Here's $5."
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