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Sadly there was none to be found.

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Question on TV quiz show last week : "According to Homer's epic poem if nectar is the drink of the gods what is the food of the gods?"
Contestant 1 - "well he likes donuts so I'll say donuts".
Contestant 2 - "yeah, I think that's probably right. Donuts."
Apparently the correct answer is ambrosia - so they'd probably accept custard!
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karatestu wrote: ↑Sat Jul 15, 2023 8:27 am Sadly there was none to be found.

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In Fanny Lane, there is a barber showing photographs...

The Beatles originally;y recorded this to commemorate a popular Liverpool dogging spot, but at the last minute changed the lyrics.
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Well, I followed the instructions, but after 8 minutes all that happened was that I was dizzy, the grill was a mess and my kippers were still cold.

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A hypnotist once convinced me I was a soft malleable metal with the atomic number of 82.

I'm easily Lead
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karatestu wrote: ↑Sun Jul 16, 2023 8:43 pm Image
Will it receive Radio One without the Aerial?

I bet the drum sounds good on that.....

I'll get my coat...
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