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I was reading about the Dubai ruler's divorce payments. 554 million to provide over 200 million for security, 290m for maintenance for the children, 3m for their education, etc.. It's really expensive being that rich. I'm surprised anyone can afford it.
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So you're on zoom and have a definite need to "pass wind". So you MUTE - FART - UNMUTE. Then you realize that you were on mute already. So what you did was UNMUTE - FART - MUTE. What they heard was SILENCE - FART -SILENCE.
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Q: What is the difference between the people of Dubai and the people of Abu Dhabi.
A: The people of Dubai don't like the Flintstones but the people of Abu Dhabi do.

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Jokes like?

Q. Which football team has a pre-match meal of moosli?

A. Cowdenbeath.
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This tickled me :lol: :lol: :lol:

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karatestu wrote: ↑Wed Dec 22, 2021 4:37 pm This tickled me :lol: :lol: :lol:

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The spirit of punk is not dead. :lol:
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slinger wrote: ↑Fri Dec 24, 2021 12:33 am
karatestu wrote: ↑Wed Dec 22, 2021 4:37 pm This tickled me :lol: :lol: :lol:

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The spirit of punk is not dead. :lol:
Oh yeah. I've wanted to lay out a few lead singers in my time. Saying that, there have been a few guitarists anorl who's ego needed a punch or three. Ego should have been one of the deadly sins.
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