Jokes & Funnies
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
No nativity this year.
The wise men can't travel.
The shepherds are furloughed.
No singing even by angels.
The inn is shut.
The council have failed to grant the stable a license as emergency accomodation.
Santa's sleigh has no airworthiness certificate.
The reindeer aren't following the rule of six.
Rudolf's nose clearly indicates he's ill and needs to be in isolation.
The wise men can't travel.
The shepherds are furloughed.
No singing even by angels.
The inn is shut.
The council have failed to grant the stable a license as emergency accomodation.
Santa's sleigh has no airworthiness certificate.
The reindeer aren't following the rule of six.
Rudolf's nose clearly indicates he's ill and needs to be in isolation.
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
Problem is - that's no so far from the truth!!!howardc1951 wrote: ↑Thu Nov 05, 2020 2:43 pm No nativity this year.
The wise men can't travel.
The shepherds are furloughed.
No singing even by angels.
The inn is shut.
The council have failed to grant the stable a license as emergency accommodation.
Santa's sleigh has no airworthiness certificate.
The reindeer aren't following the rule of six.
Rudolf's nose clearly indicates he's ill and needs to be in isolation.
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
A prostitute told me I could have sex with her for £10 as she didnt have a womb.
I asked how would we do it then?
She said, 'acwoss the woad against the wailings.'
Male Prostitute Rates For Female Customers:
£50 to talk dirty.
£100 to have sex.
£500 to listen.
I asked how would we do it then?
She said, 'acwoss the woad against the wailings.'
Male Prostitute Rates For Female Customers:
£50 to talk dirty.
£100 to have sex.
£500 to listen.
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Don't gas my Badger........it's not Lager..!
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
When you don't need to make it up
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/202 ... den-centre
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/202 ... den-centre
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
Saw that - it would have been hilarious if it wasn't so pathetic.
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