TONE CONTROLS

[Dr Bunsen Honeydew]

How could you ask that, where is your faith?

The fairys telling me how to do it is just as real and make as much sense as Julian Vereker was a genius.

[Fretless]

Here's one for you Doc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSiXeM-w_vg

[slinger]

I tried that wish thing with the fairies once and got lumbered with Oscar Peterson. They thought I said "big pianist" the deaf buggers.

[Dr Bunsen Honeydew]

One day a man walks into a bar and to his amazement, he finds a tiny person playing a tiny
piano. Stunned the man asked the bartender where he got this amazing person. The
bartender replied that inside the closet there is a genie that will grant him a single wish.
The man dashed into the the closet and as the bartender said, there was a genie inside.
Without hesitation the man wished for a million bucks, but instead 1 million ducks
instantly appeared. Infuriated the man stormed to the bartender and screamed
"I think your genie is hard of hearing, I asked for a million bucks but instead I got a million ducks."
The bartender shook his head and replied, "You're telling me... Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"

[Dr Bunsen Honeydew]

Actually Orc I have been a little hard on you even though it was a bit of a silly question. Anyway back in the days (very early 1990's) when I gave a toss about these sort of marketing things I wrote this article http://www.nvahifi.co.uk/nva-philosophy and interview http://www.nvahifi.co.uk/richard-dunn-interview/ they will tell you as much as you need to know and not much has in reality changed since.

[Orc 201267]

Intresting thankyou

[The Permed One]

Some of Permies comment about his music preferences suggest he might be Andre from other forums. I can't recall him being a Troll in the past.

Bless 'im, he's got a heart of gold really...