Rule Britannia (and other karaoke classics)

[savvypaul]

I wouldn't sing (or want to sing) Rule Britannia. Firstly, I'm a dreadful singer, and secondly, this is 2020 not 1820. However, should a turn on the karaoke become unavoidable, I usually plump for reciting the mockney monologue in Blur's 'Parklife'.

What's your karaoke 'classic'?

[CN211276]

Bohemian Rhapsody, but need to be very drunk.
I recall a rugby trip to Paris back in the 80s where the bar had a piano and I attempted to play it as well as sing.

[Latteman]

No, never, never will, never have sung karaoke
Can’t sing either and can’t imagine anything more frightening

[savvypaul]

The rules of KARAOKE CLUB

1st RULE: You do not sing about KARAOKE CLUB.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT sing about KARAOKE CLUB.

3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out..the singing stops but you still applaud.

4th RULE: Only two drunks to a microphone.

5th RULE: One song at a time.

6th RULE: High-heel shoes must be removed.

7th RULE: Songs will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at KARAOKE CLUB, you HAVE to sing.

[slinger]

Mostly classic rock 'n' roll, or Sultans of Swing, but I sang them with a live band. We had a "proper" singer who did the stuff that required actual singing.

[karatestu]

Usually something by The Doors cos that is about my range and includes a bit of shouting now and again . Plus I know the words.