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Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 5:53 pm
by savvypaul
Emergency at NVA HQ. But, don't worry, Tomasz has put on his nurse's uniform and is heading for Tesco, as we speak...
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 7:08 pm
by Shevans
Swap a 9 pack of loo rolls plush cash for an NVA amp
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2020 10:00 pm
by savvypaul
The DFS sale has ended...?
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 12:07 pm
by TheMadMick
I had a bit of rot in our side doors and I let a new piece of wood in to replace the rotten. This morning, I painted it and a few other bits of touching up before going in to watch" Homes under the hammer". Guess what? Yep, HM Price Charles has coronavirus. BBC told us this at least a dozen times. To which I remarked "at least the paint is drying!". To which she responded - "It's probably more interesting than the BBC!" Sic.
Well, I thought it was funny!
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 12:10 pm
by Fretless
So now the Corona is 'By Royal Appointment' ....
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:37 am
by howardc1951
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 3:37 pm
by savvypaul
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 3:54 pm
by CN211276
and being a bit senile.
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 11:31 pm
by savvypaul
If I get COVID-19, get them to put me on a Dyson ventilator.
Should pick me up nicely...
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 11:39 pm
by slinger
If nothing else, at least we now know how far God will go to stop Genesis reforming.