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Emergency at NVA HQ. But, don't worry, Tomasz has put on his nurse's uniform and is heading for Tesco, as we speak...

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Swap a 9 pack of loo rolls plush cash for an NVA amp :grin:

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The DFS sale has ended...?
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I had a bit of rot in our side doors and I let a new piece of wood in to replace the rotten. This morning, I painted it and a few other bits of touching up before going in to watch" Homes under the hammer". Guess what? Yep, HM Price Charles has coronavirus. BBC told us this at least a dozen times. To which I remarked "at least the paint is drying!". To which she responded - "It's probably more interesting than the BBC!" Sic.

Well, I thought it was funny!
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So now the Corona is 'By Royal Appointment' ....
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savvypaul wrote:
Thu Mar 26, 2020 3:37 pm
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and being a bit senile. :lol:
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If I get COVID-19, get them to put me on a Dyson ventilator.

Should pick me up nicely...
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If nothing else, at least we now know how far God will go to stop Genesis reforming.
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