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TheMarlin wrote: ↑Wed May 26, 2021 2:38 pm Image
So there's no need to raise The Alarm then?

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I've started attending a self-help group for sex addicts.

I haven't got an addiction, it's just a great way of meeting easy women.
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A priest, an Iman and a rabbit go into a pub and the rabbit says: "I think I'm a typo."
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IKEA are selling cars. The assembly instructions are 822 pages long.
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That moment when you stagger into the living room after a night on the beer and vaguely remember ordering a "Dyson" before you crawled into bed.

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Of course you know what the difference is between a bison and a buffalo...
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terrybooth wrote: ↑Sat May 29, 2021 7:47 pm Of course you know what the difference is between a bison and a buffalo...
One's a male offspring that swings both ways, the other's wiped out by Bills?
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Lindsayt wrote: ↑Sat May 29, 2021 8:01 pm
terrybooth wrote: ↑Sat May 29, 2021 7:47 pm Of course you know what the difference is between a bison and a buffalo...
One's a male offspring that swings both ways, the other's wiped out by Bills?
Buffalo = to polish one's ring
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terrybooth wrote: ↑Sat May 29, 2021 7:47 pm Of course you know what the difference is between a bison and a buffalo...
You can't wash your hands in a buffalo bom bom.
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