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Jokes & Funnies
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I've started attending a self-help group for sex addicts.
I haven't got an addiction, it's just a great way of meeting easy women.
I haven't got an addiction, it's just a great way of meeting easy women.
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A priest, an Iman and a rabbit go into a pub and the rabbit says: "I think I'm a typo."
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IKEA are selling cars. The assembly instructions are 822 pages long.
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That moment when you stagger into the living room after a night on the beer and vaguely remember ordering a "Dyson" before you crawled into bed.
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Of course you know what the difference is between a bison and a buffalo...
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One's a male offspring that swings both ways, the other's wiped out by Bills?terrybooth wrote: ↑Sat May 29, 2021 7:47 pm Of course you know what the difference is between a bison and a buffalo...
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Buffalo = to polish one's ringLindsayt wrote: ↑Sat May 29, 2021 8:01 pmOne's a male offspring that swings both ways, the other's wiped out by Bills?terrybooth wrote: ↑Sat May 29, 2021 7:47 pm Of course you know what the difference is between a bison and a buffalo...
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You can't wash your hands in a buffalo bom bom.terrybooth wrote: ↑Sat May 29, 2021 7:47 pm Of course you know what the difference is between a bison and a buffalo...
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