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Lol. So much for social distancing!!!
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"What's your favourite Elvis song?"
"Wurlitzer."
"Wurlitzer? I don't know that one."
"Wurlitzer one for the money, two for the show..."
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The World Health Organisation has concluded that dogs cannot carry the Covid-19 virus and that, therefore, it is OK to let them roam.

Yes, that right: WHO let the dogs out.
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That's very good...and another for the Self-Isolation playlist.
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Do audiophiles need to put oak cones on the soles of their slippers when they are self-isolating?

Asking for a friend...
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Now that one actually did make me L.O.L., Paul. I have actually got some Sorbothane insoles for my old work boots somewhere. I wonder if they'd do.
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Sign 'O' the times ?

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Tanning salons forced to close
Nail salons forced to close
Eyebrow salons forced to close
Waxing salons forced to close
Hair salons forced to close

It's getting ugly, now, lads..
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