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^^^^^^^^^^
OOOHH, a deep intake of breath :lol:

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antonio66 wrote: Sun Oct 31, 2021 1:52 am ^^^^^^^^^^
OOOHH, a deep intake of breath :lol:
I know what ^^^^^^^^^^ means, now, so that makes sense. :lol: .
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I've sorted the whole "clocks going back," thing...

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Should have used a black felt tip.

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One night in Glasgow, that's all it took...

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The script is being rewritten for the next Bond film to satify the Woke Brigade:
James Bond starts out as male but transgenders into female as the action progresses.

The film's title : Cocktopussy
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I just posed naked for a women's magazine.

The cashier said she could only accept cash or a card though.
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Just when you think you've seen everything...

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Insert yeast infection joke here.
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