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Lindsayt wrote: Sun Nov 14, 2021 5:00 pm Am I being innocent? What's rude about S. Harting? :angelic-halofell:
You’ve lead such a sheltered life…

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define. ... m=Sharting

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I fear Lindsay and I frequent the same shelters.
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My mother was born in Penistone. :oops:
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TheMarlin wrote: Sun Nov 14, 2021 7:15 pm
Lindsayt wrote: Sun Nov 14, 2021 5:00 pm Am I being innocent? What's rude about S. Harting? :angelic-halofell:
You’ve lead such a sheltered life…

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define. ... m=Sharting
Yeah I suppose I should have googled it.

It's not a term that I can ever remember anyone using.
It's in the realm of picking obscure words and terms from Roger's Profanisaurus.
Like smunt.

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I wonder if they make it in a "Satin," finish?

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The door's the wrong shape. It should be a round Hobbit shaped one.

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Lindsayt wrote: Wed Nov 17, 2021 4:07 am The door's the wrong shape. It should be a round Hobbit shaped one.
It really needs a round window with the numbers around the outside.
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HELP! In the middle of an argument with my wife she suddenly told me I was right. What on earth am I supposed to do now?
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