slinger wrote: ↑Sun Mar 29, 2020 3:48 pm
I've had a brainwave, so...
I was thinking that the government should issue all of us with Morris Dancers' costumes. The bells would work to warn other people when we were coming and to keep clear, we could smack our staves together instead of shaking hands and still keep 2m apart, and we'd always have a couple of hankies to cover our coughs. There's also a pretty fair chance that most of us would be too embarrassed to be seen, so self-isolation would be a doddle.
Now we just need to figure out how to get rid of that f*cking button-accordion player.
I tried morris dancing, but I kept falling off the bonnet.
I also tried tap dancing...
slinger wrote: ↑Sun Mar 29, 2020 3:48 pm
I've had a brainwave, so...
I was thinking that the government should issue all of us with Morris Dancers' costumes. The bells would work to warn other people when we were coming and to keep clear, we could smack our staves together instead of shaking hands and still keep 2m apart, and we'd always have a couple of hankies to cover our coughs. There's also a pretty fair chance that most of us would be too embarrassed to be seen, so self-isolation would be a doddle.
Now we just need to figure out how to get rid of that f*cking button-accordion player.
I tried morris dancing, but I kept falling off the bonnet.
I also tried tap dancing...
I was missing the 'thumbs up' button...but this has cured me
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