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slinger wrote: Sun Mar 29, 2020 3:48 pm I've had a brainwave, so...

I was thinking that the government should issue all of us with Morris Dancers' costumes. The bells would work to warn other people when we were coming and to keep clear, we could smack our staves together instead of shaking hands and still keep 2m apart, and we'd always have a couple of hankies to cover our coughs. There's also a pretty fair chance that most of us would be too embarrassed to be seen, so self-isolation would be a doddle.

Now we just need to figure out how to get rid of that f*cking button-accordion player. 🤣
I tried morris dancing, but I kept falling off the bonnet.
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terrybooth wrote: Thu Apr 09, 2020 7:12 pm
slinger wrote: Sun Mar 29, 2020 3:48 pm I've had a brainwave, so...

I was thinking that the government should issue all of us with Morris Dancers' costumes. The bells would work to warn other people when we were coming and to keep clear, we could smack our staves together instead of shaking hands and still keep 2m apart, and we'd always have a couple of hankies to cover our coughs. There's also a pretty fair chance that most of us would be too embarrassed to be seen, so self-isolation would be a doddle.

Now we just need to figure out how to get rid of that f*cking button-accordion player. 🤣
I tried morris dancing, but I kept falling off the bonnet.
I also tried tap dancing...
I was missing the 'thumbs up' button...but this has cured me :icon-wink:
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I was missing the 'thumbs up' button...but this has cured me :icon-wink:
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Yes. I don't think that's compatible with this theme.
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terrybooth wrote: Thu Apr 09, 2020 7:48 pm [quote=savvypaul post_id=205900 time=1586457259 user_id=29123

I was missing the 'thumbs up' button...but this has cured me :icon-wink:
Yes. I don't think that's compatible with this theme.
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Ah, well.

I like the idea of some inter / reaction, but the rating thing was a bit weird...
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A woman in our village has been arrested for stockpiling ice cream, tinned fruit and raspberry sauce.

She claims she was planning to self-isolate for a month of sundaes...
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It is with great sadness that I must announce that my pet mouse, Elvis, died last night. He was caught in a trap.
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