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I wish i could take a sreen shot of the hfs home page but tonight when i got back from the hospital i was on mission to get all the latest posts mine for the full page. I have now accomplished this. Most of the posta are bullshit but nothing new there.

My excuse is my mother is dying and i just got back from the hospital to think about how fragile human life is. Hifi pales into complete insignificance when compred to that.
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Sorry to hear that Stu. Condolences.

A close friend here has also lost his mother this week and I spent yesterday visiting a relative who's very sick in hospital.

My thoughts are with you.

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My condolences also.
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Thanks guys. This is the wrong thread to be talking about death, sorry. I had a few too many sherberts last night, it was the only way i could turn my mind off. There is a small chance she could pull through but it is small. MS and dementia is not a nice combination.

Just watching bbc news now about some coffins bought on ebay falling apart. Ffs, why would you buy a coffin off bleedin ebay ?
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Trump is in India, trying to cosy up to the natives by reeling off the names of famous cricketers.
The problem is...
#1 - They were written out phonetically for him.
#2 - Whoever wrote them either has a grudge, a sense of humour, or is as clueless as Trump himself.

Cricket-lovers close yer lugholes now...

[BBvideo=560,315]https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/12 ... _LHktn.mp4[/BBvideo]
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slinger wrote: ↑Mon Feb 24, 2020 3:50 pm Trump is in India, trying to cosy up to the natives by reeling off the names of famous cricketers.
The problem is...
#1 - They were written out phonetically for him.
#2 - Whoever wrote them either has a grudge, a sense of humour, or is as clueless as Trump himself.

Cricket-lovers close yer lugholes now...

[BBvideo=560,315]https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/12 ... _LHktn.mp4[/BBvideo]
Almost as bad as when the arse thought Wales was spelt Whales. :lol:
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I've just got back from spending 6 hours in casualty.
I won't go into details, but let's just say that "Dyson Ball Cleaner" is a very misleading product name.
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