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Lazy or not, I'd be proud of the inspiration that led to that poster.
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Film. 2 words...

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Found this in a review on Amazon.

There's an old line about 4 grades of audio systems:
Stage 1 systems start at $100 and you can hear the beat.
Stage 2 systems start at $1,000 and you can clearly hear the drums
Stage 3 systems start at $10,000 and you can hear the drummer fart
Stage 4 systems start at $100,000 and you can tell what he ate to cause it
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For some strange reason, all the jokes I find are about drummers. :think:

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Take heart, Stu. Obviously the reason there are so many "drummer" jokes is that the rest of the band are such precious snowflakes they'd take to their beds if anyone actually laughed at them. 8-)
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I'm playing Scrabble and I've only get 4 letters left, but they mean nothing to me...

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