Sent as a joke but so true...

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Sent as a joke but so true...

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UN Survey -

Last month, a world-wide telephone survey was conducted by the UN.

A single question was asked:-

"Would you please give your honest opinion about possible solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"


The survey was a complete failure because:

In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
And in Australia, New Zealand and Britain everyone hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.
Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...The time has gone, The song is over, Thought I'd something more to say...

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Re: Sent as a joke but so true...

Unread post by jammy395 »

Aye true enough Dave..... :clap:

"British Telecom" - Wtf its alway's Indians on the line............"India Telecom" I could understand it..... :!:

Goodness Gracious I honestly don't know whats going on these day. :think:

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