Signs you're getting old

[jammy395]

How many years ago was the wars of the roses - 600?

That is quite a while ago, I didn't think they had gay's back then......
For only gay men would start a war over rose's......

[Andrew]

Both sides were no more than "soft southerners" to us Geordies

[jammy395]

Well when you start to struggle - Call on us Jock's (As in the past) to come give you a wee hand.

[terrybooth]

Isnt Terry a yorkshireman , I could never admit to being outwitted by a yorkshireman so there will be no complaint from moi .

Only by adoption, Midlander by birth. Anyhow, I think I managed to get rid of spam robots. Just the persistent human spammers to tackle now.

[applemarc]

They must be boring sad old gits if all they can do is spend time on a computer sending spam should they not be listening to music or watching the cricket.

[jammy395]

Wishing the good old 8 track players would make a return...........

[jammy395]

Standing at the ATM for 5 mins till you remember yer number.........