Where da man!

[Dr Bunsen Honeydew]

Who stole Jammy

[Daniel Quinn]

:?

Is he missing , Forum says he's signed in ? He may need to lie down after failing to find a TT shelf with the exact measurement to the MM.

[jammy395]

You Twonkers....

I have been busy writing a cheque and note to Mr Dunn - In post today.

But the missus has got me so busy in the garden just now due to some sunshine.......

HATE HER.

Ooop's that's HAYTER the make of the new lawn mower ive just bought.......

[Dr Bunsen Honeydew]

Is it a sit on. You should have consulted our lawnmower expert tuner and racer wallace.

[Daniel Quinn]

No sit downs not accurate enough and he will need the lines in his lawn to be exactly parallel as rumour has it the turf came from Wembley in 1977. :D

[Dr Bunsen Honeydew]

Ex Wembley turf wouldn't survive in the Arctic Circle, he is cutting the tundra with a net over his head to stop being eaten by midges and gnats.

[Daniel Quinn]

Perhaps it artificial and Shona neglected to tell him

[Dr Bunsen Honeydew]

There is nothing about Jammy that is artificial, he just couldn't be invented :D

[Dr Bunsen Honeydew]

Ex Wembley turf wouldn't survive in the Arctic Circle, he is cutting the tundra with a net over his head to stop being eaten by midges and gnats.

And I forgot to say while fighting off wolves, moose and eskimos.

[wallace]

At least his new mower hasn't got a cable,so that's one less thing for him to keep straight and tidy...