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Re: The New Wigwam

Unread post by savvypaul » Sun Dec 31, 2017 6:05 pm

More 2018 predictions...

Ron Pop-My-Eye, part time porn star and founder of 1960s / 1970s electrical engineering company 'RonCo' is unmasked as the designer of the New Wigwam website.

Mr. Pop-My-Eye had previously been in hiding since a scandal erupted in the late 1970s when his famous 'Vag-O-Matic' pubic hair knit loom was found to have caused irreparable labial scarring to a group of octegenarian WI members in Dudley. He is thought to have been out of work since, although there were rumours of a collaboration with the cultural phillistine James Dyson.

Pop-My-Eye and Pet-Food-Pete met at a secret seminar for triple-barrelled-wankers in the Thai resort of 'Luvulongtime' on Christmas Day 2016. They felt an immediate warmth from each other and resolved to see what else they could pull off together.

In addition to the ongoing website redesign, 2018 sees the introduction of a new subscription level (mega mega wide-boy wammer jammer) offering unlimited use of the car park and a free 8" tall figure of Duvet made to resemble a meerkat. Most exciting of all, though...is the launch of a new product that marries the strongest features of the Wigwam & RonCo brands:

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Made in Middle Earth by hobbits on a YOP scheme, and distributed, promoted and retailed exclusively by subsidiary company E-Shite Audio, the WAM-O-MATIC is a huge success among wammer-jammers and indeed on other forums such as OS (previously called AOS, but renamed following the removal of the letters N, V & A from members' keyboards in a frenzied series of attacks that have become collectively known as 'The Night of the Moderators').

International recognition appears a formality but, in a rare moment of clarity, a new Wigwam member, in his introductory post, asks "Isn't this all just a crock of shit?" Pete and Ron's business empire collapses within weeks. Ron is forced back into making soft porn movies starring as a pool cleaner while Pete just goes back to feeding pussies...
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Re: The New Wigwam

Unread post by Hemmo1969 » Sun Dec 31, 2017 6:38 pm

:)
savvypaul wrote:
Sun Dec 31, 2017 6:05 pm
More 2018 predictions...

Ron Pop-My-Eye, part time porn star and founder of 1960s / 1970s electrical engineering company 'RonCo' is unmasked as the designer of the New Wigwam website.

Mr. Pop-My-Eye had previously been in hiding since a scandal erupted in the late 1970s when his famous 'Vag-O-Matic' pubic hair knit loom was found to have caused irreparable labial scarring to a group of octegenarian WI members in Dudley. He is thought to have been out of work since, although there were rumours of a collaboration with the cultural phillistine James Dyson.

Pop-My-Eye and Pet-Food-Pete met at a secret seminar for triple-barrelled-wankers in the Thai resort of 'Luvulongtime' on Christmas Day 2016. They felt an immediate warmth from each other and resolved to see what else they could pull off together.

In addition to the ongoing website redesign, 2018 sees the introduction of a new subscription level (mega mega wide-boy wammer jammer) offering unlimited use of the car park and a free 8" tall figure of Duvet made to resemble a meerkat. Most exciting of all, though...is the launch of a new product that marries the strongest features of the Wigwam & RonCo brands:

Image

Made in Middle Earth by hobbits on a YOP scheme, and distributed, promoted and retailed exclusively by subsidiary company E-Shite Audio, the WAM-O-MATIC is a huge success among wammer-jammers and indeed on other forums such as OS (previously called AOS, but renamed following the removal of the letters N, V & A from members' keyboards in a frenzied series of attacks that have become collectively known as 'The Night of the Moderators').

International recognition appears a formality but, in a rare moment of clarity, a new Wigwam member, in his introductory post, asks "Isn't this all just a crock of shit?" Pete and Ron's business empire collapses within weeks. Ron is forced back into making soft porn movies starring as a pool cleaner while Pete just goes back to feeding pussies...
:lol: :lol: :lol: quite brilliant ( do you write for Viz fine Sir?)

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Re: The New Wigwam

Unread post by savvypaul » Sun Dec 31, 2017 7:04 pm

Hemmo1969 wrote:
Sun Dec 31, 2017 6:38 pm
:lol: :lol: :lol: quite brilliant ( do you write for Viz fine Sir?)
No, but I've just had a call from PFP's lawyers...

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Re: The New Wigwam

Unread post by karatestu » Mon Jan 01, 2018 10:01 am

savvypaul wrote:
Sun Dec 31, 2017 6:05 pm
More 2018 predictions...

Ron Pop-My-Eye, part time porn star and founder of 1960s / 1970s electrical engineering company 'RonCo' is unmasked as the designer of the New Wigwam website.

Mr. Pop-My-Eye had previously been in hiding since a scandal erupted in the late 1970s when his famous 'Vag-O-Matic' pubic hair knit loom was found to have caused irreparable labial scarring to a group of octegenarian WI members in Dudley. He is thought to have been out of work since, although there were rumours of a collaboration with the cultural phillistine James Dyson.

Pop-My-Eye and Pet-Food-Pete met at a secret seminar for triple-barrelled-wankers in the Thai resort of 'Luvulongtime' on Christmas Day 2016. They felt an immediate warmth from each other and resolved to see what else they could pull off together.

In addition to the ongoing website redesign, 2018 sees the introduction of a new subscription level (mega mega wide-boy wammer jammer) offering unlimited use of the car park and a free 8" tall figure of Duvet made to resemble a meerkat. Most exciting of all, though...is the launch of a new product that marries the strongest features of the Wigwam & RonCo brands:

Image

Made in Middle Earth by hobbits on a YOP scheme, and distributed, promoted and retailed exclusively by subsidiary company E-Shite Audio, the WAM-O-MATIC is a huge success among wammer-jammers and indeed on other forums such as OS (previously called AOS, but renamed following the removal of the letters N, V & A from members' keyboards in a frenzied series of attacks that have become collectively known as 'The Night of the Moderators').

International recognition appears a formality but, in a rare moment of clarity, a new Wigwam member, in his introductory post, asks "Isn't this all just a crock of shit?" Pete and Ron's business empire collapses within weeks. Ron is forced back into making soft porn movies starring as a pool cleaner while Pete just goes back to feeding pussies...
Hilarious. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: The New Wigwam

Unread post by alfer » Mon Jan 01, 2018 10:11 am

Strangely the comments on the PFM daft idea thread remain and continue to grow. People just don’t like PFPs efforts. Will 2018 be the year of the public apology about WasWam

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Re: The New Wigwam

Unread post by CN211276 » Mon Jan 01, 2018 12:33 pm

Awareness is growing that Wam has been taken over by sharks. Some of yesterdays predictions here might be a bit far fetched but I can't see it existing in its present form at the end of the year. I think PFP will either up sticks or get the boot.
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Re: The New Wigwam

Unread post by savvypaul » Mon Jan 01, 2018 1:18 pm

The Big Flounce has been given a holiday by The Farty Pooper:

http://www.pinkfishmedia.net/forum/thre ... 832/page-3

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"Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch, It generates a warmth around the ground that augurs well for mankind."

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Re: The New Wigwam

Unread post by Dr Bunsen Honeydew » Mon Jan 01, 2018 1:55 pm

Somewhere on warm a beach? can he give me one please. :mrgreen:

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Re: The New Wigwam

Unread post by Daniel Quinn » Mon Jan 01, 2018 2:14 pm

Hmm, flatly gives big leb a ban for repeating why sq said, without a hint of irony or justification
Even a stroke didn't result in me liking AOS

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Re: The New Wigwam

Unread post by alfer » Mon Jan 01, 2018 2:39 pm

Lo and behold the natives are restless, citing -

'More of a shop than a forum. Open discussion is prohibited on the forum and it looks like wam mods are trying to stop it here.'

Time to loose a Wam Mod

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