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Audioflat Celebrations...!!!

Unread post by jammy395 » Mon Jun 15, 2015 3:54 am

.BREAKING NEWSFLASH - JUST IN.....

4 PROMINENT MEMBERS OF THE AUDIOFLAT FORUM WERE PICTURED CELEBRATING AFTER THE BOOTING OF FELLOW MEMBER AND HFS GOOD GUY JAMMY.

THE FAN-DRASTIC FOUR CELEBRATE..

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When interviewed by officials this is what they had to say.....

Flaty - Despite numerous warnings, Jammy refused to "Back Slap" and "Kiss Arse" his conduct was not what we here at the "Flat" expect from our members.
Therefore it was deemed by myself (And 3 others) that this act of insubordination simply could not be tolerated for fear of disrupting the forum sheep.
But the final nails in his coffin were the fact's that he thought my BMW M3 E46 was a bit shit......And he swore like a trooper who's just trod on a nail.

SQ6969er - Well im glad he's gone, Ive fuk all against Dunnite's apart from Dunn, but that Jammy bastard was annoying....He even had the audacity to think that my 8 years of graft spent in search of a speed stability cure was in his words....."A right royal waste of fukin time".
I hope his 1210 gets a right doze of the wobbles, cnut better not come crawling to me for a fix.

YWaNker - Jammy I never liked him, I don't like many, but I never liked him more...!!! I thought he was rather common, you know a bit of a peasant, worked on the bloody oil rig's you know..(tut tut). He wants to get himself a life, he does, he wants to better himself like me..!!
And besides all that I just didn't care for my poor mate Flaty getting all in a tizzy. Jammy was starting to tell it the way it was, and that's just not right, he was starting to rock our boat, and no one rocks HMS Audioflat.

Mucus - Thank fuk that Jammy Cnut's gone, I was just about to pile some of the good old AOS heavy's into the transit and head North if you know what I mean (wink). Stll good old YWaNker done the business on im.....The prick's been a thorn in my side for years....But I know his game, he's just jealous - Ive got the best car in the world, ive got the best TT in the world, Ive got the best forum in the world, Ive got the best world in the world.
Ive got it all, that wee prick's got nothing, nothing I tell you....Now excuse me please, your blocking my view of the mirror.

:lol: :guiness;
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Re: Audioflat Celebrations...!!!

Unread post by alfer » Mon Jun 15, 2015 9:21 am

Excellent composition.

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Unread post by _D_S_J_R_ » Mon Jun 15, 2015 10:01 am

I ain't celebrating. In fact, all that went through my mind when I read what's happened is this...

"I am he as you are he as you are me
And we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly
I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come
Corporation tee shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man you been a naughty boy. You let your face grow long
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo g' joob

Mister City Policeman sitting, pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run
I'm crying, I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying

Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess
Boy you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo g' joob

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come
You get a tan from standing in the English rain
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo g' joob goo goo goo g' joob

Expert texpert choking smokers
Don't you think the joker laughs at you? (Ho ho ho! He he he! Ha ha ha!)
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied
I'm crying

Semolina pilchard climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo g' joob goo goo g' joob
Goo goo g' joob goo goo g' joob
Goo gooooooooooo jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba
Jooba jooba
Jooba jooba
Jooba jooba"
...I have renounced the worldly bustle and live in peace at a quiet place,
I live alone in this my heaven, in my love (and) in my songs.

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Re: Audioflat Celebrations...!!!

Unread post by joe » Mon Jun 15, 2015 10:11 am

_D_S_J_R_ wrote:I ain't celebrating. In fact, all that went through my mind when I read what's happened is this...

"I am he as you are he as you are me
And we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly
I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come
Corporation tee shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man you been a naughty boy. You let your face grow long
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo g' joob

Mister City Policeman sitting, pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run
I'm crying, I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying

Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess
Boy you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo g' joob

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come
You get a tan from standing in the English rain
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo g' joob goo goo goo g' joob

Expert texpert choking smokers
Don't you think the joker laughs at you? (Ho ho ho! He he he! Ha ha ha!)
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied
I'm crying

Semolina pilchard climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo g' joob goo goo g' joob
Goo goo g' joob goo goo g' joob
Goo gooooooooooo jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba
Jooba jooba
Jooba jooba
Jooba jooba"
Your own work?

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Re: Audioflat Celebrations...!!!

Unread post by Dr Bunsen Honeydew » Mon Jun 15, 2015 10:18 am

I seem to remember it had something to do with a bus and Salisbury plain and not a very good idea for a filmed day out.

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Re: Audioflat Celebrations...!!!

Unread post by joe » Mon Jun 15, 2015 10:22 am

Dr Bunsen Honeydew wrote:I seem to remember it had something to do with a bus and Salisbury plain and not a very good idea for a filmed day out.
I'm probably one of the few people of my age-group not to have seen Magical Mystery Tour. ISTR that my mother refused to let us watch it because it included bare bosoms and rude language. Anything remotely sexual was switched off instantly, even a passionate kiss was tutted at.

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Re: Audioflat Celebrations...!!!

Unread post by Daniel Quinn » Mon Jun 15, 2015 10:23 am

"Your own work?"

looks one of the school children dave assists wrote that . ;)
Even a stroke didn't result in me liking AOS

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Re: Audioflat Celebrations...!!!

Unread post by Dr Bunsen Honeydew » Mon Jun 15, 2015 10:26 am

A Beatle on acid :mrgreen:

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Re: Audioflat Celebrations...!!!

Unread post by Dr Bunsen Honeydew » Mon Jun 15, 2015 10:32 am

Anyway back on subject. Jammy at least you have provided us with a few days entertainment, and added more help in exposing a bunch of pricks for what they are.

Where DO you get those disgusting pictures from, are they supposed to be a piss take about the Royal baby.

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Re: Audioflat Celebrations...!!!

Unread post by _D_S_J_R_ » Mon Jun 15, 2015 10:45 am

Dr Bunsen Honeydew wrote:A Beatle on acid :mrgreen:
http://mentalfloss.com/article/30523/wh ... atles-song
...I have renounced the worldly bustle and live in peace at a quiet place,
I live alone in this my heaven, in my love (and) in my songs.

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