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Re: AoS

Unread post by Dr Bunsen Honeydew » Fri May 18, 2018 5:59 pm

Reminds me of Curse of the Claw.
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Unread post by Eric Shun » Fri May 18, 2018 7:36 pm

"Everyday in every way, I'm getting better and better"
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Unread post by alfer » Sat May 19, 2018 8:25 am

Will the Earl of Wrexham be holding a street and garden party. It would be an opportunity for him to mingle with the riff raff who surround him and raise their appreciation of good food, like what he does.

Homeless a speciality. Practice being gracious. Will his do be better than that bloody pub next door.

Quietly devise further restrictive requirements to place on new friends, buddies and dudes of his forum the Fart of Sound, skidmark row.

You got a lot of nerve, to say you are a friend, I used to be a member of your crazy forum

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Unread post by Eric Shun » Mon May 21, 2018 8:36 pm

Meanwhile, Jabba is boring the shit out of the membership with tales of food and fine weather away from the confines of his musical broom cupboard.

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Re: AoS

Unread post by keepitsimplestupid » Mon May 21, 2018 8:53 pm

Mr Toy still posts on PFM occasionally, but mostly you'll find him on the Lakewest Facebook user group. home of the neverending MDAc2

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Unread post by Eric Shun » Mon May 21, 2018 9:19 pm

And after the fiasco of writing a glowing review of what turned out to be a faulty record cleaner, BigShill80 has been at it again with a gushing review the 5th iteration of an AT-1010 tonearm. It seems he's caught a dose of the Rev MartinT 1990's hi-speak bollox and is waxing lyrical about another improvement with what his golden ears can hear. But he's tried to cover his large ass by editing his post and adding this at the end:
Frank Spencer wrote:***I have not been asked to write this review or been offered any incentive to do so. I have no affiliation with the manufacturer and my views here are expressed due to my own experience with the aforementioned equipment only***
Waving at Biggy who'll be reading this in cloaked mode, go on Oli, pull the other one :naughty:
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Unread post by Eric Shun » Tue May 22, 2018 8:00 am

Then if by magic, a Fireybum appears, in support of his shill ridden collegue and cohort. Time for tea and biccies at Oli’s was the cry from Fireybum HQ! :naughty:
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Unread post by savvypaul » Tue May 22, 2018 10:32 am

Oliver likes to please his friends.

Not a crime, but not so helpful when it comes to comparative analysis.

In his first review of the modified arm he gives it 10/10 for sound, and says "Simply stunning performance. Very hard to fault anywhere, unless you are Stevie Nicks!"

In his latest review (of the 'new' Mk5 arm) he says "This combination left me feeling like ive only been playing around at being serious about vinyl. Luckily, I have a Mk5 on order and I'll be getting an Ortofon Vienna asap".

So, is that a 20 out of 10? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Aren't tonearms brilliant?!

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Re: AoS

Unread post by Eric Shun » Thu May 24, 2018 1:21 pm

I know it’s been highlighted here before, but it’s worth reminding folk again of the depraved and disgusting mind at work on the Art of Smut. Here is an example of a full weeks’ worth of three words daily deposited from the sewer which masquerades as the forums admin. The sharp-eyed amongst you will also notice that he can't get three words right either, but he doesn't let that get in the way of some real gems:

some red-hot wrist-action
the bulbous bell-end
heavily calloused, but
a wee 'rub'
with minuscule penis
drain his balls
gobble it whole
to admire and
squeeze-out a stinker
even the most-abused
batteries not included
for the hairs
needs a final-buff
her V-shaped bush
flaps need rinsed
was a snide-ride
pump a penguin
gobble a donkey
enjoy their bestiality
her panties are-off!


Being a kept man, perhaps he has far too much time on his hands? Perhaps he spends far too much time isolated from society in his musical broom cupboard?

Whatever the reason, I bet that any decent shrink would have an absolute field day, no doubt confirming what we've all suspected, the man has deep issues with matters of a sexual nature, a severe lack of self-esteem and very little in the way of social skills,

This man needs help!
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Re: AoS

Unread post by alfer » Thu May 24, 2018 3:37 pm

I suggest sessions at Wrexhams food bank(s) with occasional sessions at Liverpool or Manchester’s

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