Best first line...ever

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Woke up this morning, with hair like Brian May.

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Woke up this morning, found myself in bed.

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Looking out the door
I see the rain fall upon the funeral mourners
Parading in a wake of sad relations
As their shoes fill up with water

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"I've been mad for fucking years, absolutely years, been over the edge for yonks, been working me buns off for bands..."

"The lunatic is on the grass"

"Remember when you were young, you shone like the sun."

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I am gross and perverted I'm obsessed and deranged
now that I've met you would you object to never seeing each other again

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Too many great first lines but a couple of my favourites;

Walking home late last night, suddenly I got a fright.

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You need cooling, baby i ain't fooling
DIY FREE ZONE

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I was working late in the lab one night...

Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp, who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?
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"Had a circular saw blade, where I should have had a heart". Elbow ( with John Grant)

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Happy Monday's - Kinky Afro

Son, I'm 30,
I only went with your mother 'cause she's dirty.

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