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Wot it means to have a bona-fide ProgMasterman in your midst

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 12:52 am
by Mississippi Blind Child Assburn
Firstly you puppies should be submissive to the older, prog-wise dog.
I cannot stress this overmuch.

The resident Progmasterman must be shown DEFERENCE. The Progmasterman deserves your respect. This is the key.

When forums become frivolous and...bouncy and unpredictable in their frequency of pliancy towards a Progmasterman, well, Jimmehs, this is not a sound state of affairs.

Prog noobs like yourselves should not be allowed to go through doorways beefwhore the Masterman.
Master man always has first say.
Masterman should NEVER be asked to justify himself.

The submissive position is on your knees beefwhore the masterman.

If a noob oversteps the mark , punishment should be swift and sure - WITH THE REMAINDER OF THE NOOBS NOT DARING TO SHOW THE LEAST SIGN OF OBJECTION.

many noobs enjoy being castigated. The Masterman does them a service in doing so and the dogs...errr, the noobs become secure in the Masterman's warm , benign presence.

Are you prepared to dare even THINK of taking on a ProgMasterman? I should cocoa!
Think of how embarrassing this would be for your fellow noobs to witness your ingratitude. It would be as if it were rubbing off on them!

It is a Prog Masterman's right to beat a noob.

If the Masterman instructs you to jump off a cliff and you refuse to doso, well sirs we have a problem here. This sends im[proper signals to the rest of the pack and soon they will have filthy thoughts of trying for some degree of elevated status. They will become bold.

Becoming bold IS A SIN.

You will obey your Masterman unquestionably.

Excessive barking is not acceptable. Inappropriate.

Know your place.

Re: Wot it means to have a bona-fide ProgMasterman in your midst

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 2:01 am
by Dr Bunsen Honeydew
:character-koolaid: :character-oldtimer: :flags-canada: :obscene-smokingjoint: We are not worthy

Re: Wot it means to have a bona-fide ProgMasterman in your midst

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 3:07 pm
by Mississippi Blind Child Assburn
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Re: Wot it means to have a bona-fide ProgMasterman in your midst

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 3:08 pm
by Mississippi Blind Child Assburn
Leutonian prog masterman always comes first.

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Re: Wot it means to have a bona-fide ProgMasterman in your midst

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 3:09 pm
by Mississippi Blind Child Assburn
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Re: Wot it means to have a bona-fide ProgMasterman in your midst

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 3:19 pm
by Mississippi Blind Child Assburn
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Of course wimmens can become Progmastermens - but never Magnus Pikes!

Even so, given a female of prominence and a male in the same forum, the male Progmasterman would , naturally, over-shadow the female.

Re: Wot it means to have a bona-fide ProgMasterman in your midst

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 3:30 pm
by Dr Bunsen Honeydew
Why - because most of the men are so fat, or is it the constant willy waving :lol:

Re: Wot it means to have a bona-fide ProgMasterman in your midst

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 5:52 pm
by Fretless
Please wake me up when this thread has finished.

Re: Wot it means to have a bona-fide ProgMasterman in your midst

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 10:45 pm
by Quarknosis
Mississippi Blind Child Assburn wrote: Wed Jan 09, 2019 12:52 am Firstly you puppies should be submissive to the older, prog-wise dog.
I cannot stress this overmuch.

The resident Progmasterman must be shown DEFERENCE. The Progmasterman deserves your respect. This is the key.

When forums become frivolous and...bouncy and unpredictable in their frequency of pliancy towards a Progmasterman, well, Jimmehs, this is not a sound state of affairs.

Prog noobs like yourselves should not be allowed to go through doorways beefwhore the Masterman.
Master man always has first say.
Masterman should NEVER be asked to justify himself.

The submissive position is on your knees beefwhore the masterman.

If a noob oversteps the mark , punishment should be swift and sure - WITH THE REMAINDER OF THE NOOBS NOT DARING TO SHOW THE LEAST SIGN OF OBJECTION.

many noobs enjoy being castigated. The Masterman does them a service in doing so and the dogs...errr, the noobs become secure in the Masterman's warm , benign presence.

Are you prepared to dare even THINK of taking on a ProgMasterman? I should cocoa!
Think of how embarrassing this would be for your fellow noobs to witness your ingratitude. It would be as if it were rubbing off on them!

It is a Prog Masterman's right to beat a noob.

If the Masterman instructs you to jump off a cliff and you refuse to doso, well sirs we have a problem here. This sends im[proper signals to the rest of the pack and soon they will have filthy thoughts of trying for some degree of elevated status. They will become bold.

Becoming bold IS A SIN.

You will obey your Masterman unquestionably.

Excessive barking is not acceptable. Inappropriate.

Know your place.
OK, I'll bite.

I will not show deference to you, you have no information or opinion that I have any interest in. In my opinion you are just cluttering the forum up with nonsense. Others might find your ramblings amusing but I just find it a waste of time.

Re: Wot it means to have a bona-fide ProgMasterman in your midst

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 10:47 pm
by Mississippi Blind Child Assburn
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