Doolally audiofool behaviour (this thread specifically attacks you audiofools)

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Doolally audiofool behaviour (this thread specifically attacks you audiofools)

Unread post by Mississippi Blind Child Assburn » Fri Nov 30, 2018 2:34 pm

i' respect o' accuracy, separation, soun' stage etc. ther's eur limit on 'a much theur av ta spen'.

bein intelligent, makin t' reet choices 'n gerrin t' synergy reet will gi' theur incredible soun', 'a' jannock frankly will slaughta t' soun' o' um blokes 'ypa expensi' system, whoa is onny i' it fert kit 'n bargin rights. most importantly theur av ta kna wha' theur are lookin for soun' wise, thy choice. always rememba t' diminishin returns law it sets i' jannock la ont' economic ladda.
if brass means donald duck orl ta thee then spen' it on whateva theur li', bur dooant ivva think or beleev 'cos theur av spent umpteen o' wodja it mun be betta. if theur beleev 'a' then theur are i' uz opinion i' it fert braggin rights onny. nobody likes eur apeth, eur heap o’ coke whoa brags 'n worships brass it is jannock frankly not onny borin bur crass an' orl.

the biggest mistek imho am the blokes who am tryen ter coax the most inner an' hidden detail ert of their systems. they yav forgotten abart the fuskin music, it means fock all ter them, the inner detail counts that is all. their systems sound absolutely dire when fed a bad or mediocre recorden. what is the point of that; they yav bu eur few, a tewthree recordings they earwig ter an' therefooar cawn appreciate all the fine music that is art thea that was not well recorded. that is 'un advantage of a budget system it wull ploy anythen reasonably well, not mother’s pearly gate but well.

if I scapa fla - nip oan an' ark ter sum grossly expensiv' system I tek along an aud beach boys record. if it sounds rubbish an' quite frankloy I yav never heard a realy high end system where the record sounds bostin, I fail ter see the point of the system.

t' skeg ont' blokes chevy chase is worth eur million bucks ta uz thee gerr i' eur real tizz "noa neya theur can't laik 'a' on uz system" tha' bein sez it is possible ta build up eur system 'a' will laik gran' 'n bad well 'a' does not cost eur fortune. get t' detail, if t' music sounds li' theur av elvis standin reet i' front o' theur singin when theur close thy een theur av i' uz opinion getten it reet.

i appreciate 'a' wea'ar orl different i' wee choices o' wha' we li' ta 'ear, nowt is carved i' bap. others opinions seem ta be t' top o' t' list wi' most o' t' muppets ont' forums. butcher’s a' uz, skeg a' uz kit, skeg on 'a much it costs, skeg a' uz bran' choices, is orl 'a' seems ta matta ta 'em.

i dooant post on forums enny mooar 'cos ah finn' it reeight difficult ta od' uz tongue, rippin um rich sha off eur new asshole is eur temptation ah finn' impossible ta resist. toa apiece 'is own assez is best philosophy, for uz a' least it stops uz fra upsettin um anal retenti' audiofool.

ah kna wha' ah li', thee kwha' thee li', thee gerr thea pleasure box swappin 'n spendin enuff brass 'a' could settle eur mortgage on fuskin' bits o' wire, fuses 'n plugs. ah gerr uz pleasure art t' music ,Jimmeh! soa finally if theur cum on 'eear wi' t' attitude 'a' thy choices are t' onny ones relati', 'n theur are misken reet 'n everybody else is wrong; theur are nobbut eur sad attention seekin loosa imhoa. 'a much brass theur av spent, or not spent for 'a' matta means fuk orl. passin yursen off as um form o' audioa guru whoa nos t' nem, sound-----(tha' is bullcrap btw 'cos thee orl soun' much t' sem speyters 'n pre amps bein t' exceptions), 'n skeg o' everee piece o' audioa kit mecs theur nowt mooar than eur 12 year owd cock slurpin windoo shoppa, wi' eur bad case o' pimples. it is 'a theur pur it orl togetha 'a' counts music wise a' least.

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Unread post by valvesRus » Fri Nov 30, 2018 3:03 pm

I tried Google translate but they could not help me. :-?


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Unread post by Dr Bunsen Honeydew » Fri Nov 30, 2018 3:08 pm

The point is why, if it is just intended to insult us I will remove it, if you have a point to make then make it.

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Unread post by Fretless » Fri Nov 30, 2018 3:13 pm

I could get to like this - reminds me of Vogon Poetry.

But does it actually MEAN anything???
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Unread post by Alfi » Fri Nov 30, 2018 4:01 pm

I read it as if it were written with a Scottish accent. I made it easier for me anyhow.

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Unread post by Shevans » Fri Nov 30, 2018 4:35 pm

A Jammy rant sprung to mind.

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Unread post by Dr Bunsen Honeydew » Fri Nov 30, 2018 4:39 pm

This time more Psychedelic influenced than strong lager and Buckfast.

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Unread post by Latteman » Fri Nov 30, 2018 5:33 pm

Very similar to original Mark Twain’s writing style, Tales of Huckleberry Finn- that was a hard read and the guy who wrote ‘Trainspotting’
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Unread post by Fretless » Fri Nov 30, 2018 7:25 pm

We could be witnessing the birth of a completely new prose style.

If Bob Dylan can win the Nobel Prize for Literature then anything is possible.
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