Damn they eyes,ye 'elmets!
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Damn they eyes,ye 'elmets!
Be 'ee audiofool gets n' byblows that thee sae unpardonablay be ignorin' Pwog??
I b'ain't abide thayse pwog dolerdrums, by gawd I b'ain't!
Wassa matter wif thee, given nae comfort ter a bonerfider Pwog Mastermun, dammit! 'ee be needin' sum stick! But fust sum change o' diapers, gown by smell o' ye.
Lor' 'elp us wif ouren bad luck, to be so scant onneur pwog front. Woe an' betide!
I huv me pride, 'ee see. An' iffen they gubbins be shart onneur pwog postin's, ah be nay likely ter stay 'ere.
So stahrt tawkin' der pwog an' lay arf der piddlin' audiofool jabber - which hus clouded yer eyes - oar ah'rm takin' me marchin' orders.
I b'ain't abide thayse pwog dolerdrums, by gawd I b'ain't!
Wassa matter wif thee, given nae comfort ter a bonerfider Pwog Mastermun, dammit! 'ee be needin' sum stick! But fust sum change o' diapers, gown by smell o' ye.
Lor' 'elp us wif ouren bad luck, to be so scant onneur pwog front. Woe an' betide!
I huv me pride, 'ee see. An' iffen they gubbins be shart onneur pwog postin's, ah be nay likely ter stay 'ere.
So stahrt tawkin' der pwog an' lay arf der piddlin' audiofool jabber - which hus clouded yer eyes - oar ah'rm takin' me marchin' orders.
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Re: Damn they eyes,ye 'elmets!
Where is Google Translate when you need it?
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Re: Damn they eyes,ye 'elmets!
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Re: Damn they eyes,ye 'elmets!
I'm glad I'm not the only one.
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Re: Damn they eyes,ye 'elmets!
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Re: Damn they eyes,ye 'elmets!
He wishes us to discuss Prog. He misses discussing Prog. You are bastards for ignoring Prog.
I regret knowing that.
I regret knowing that.
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Re: Damn they eyes,ye 'elmets!
Ye sacks o' dried coorants!
Get on wiv' thee.
Staahrt postin' pwog, dammit!
I gots pwog collectro the like o' wic ye nivvah laid peepers on beefphoar. Full-oop loike Bournemouth charabang at peak season.
They'uns be vinyl, tape,cweedees...yer names it.
But ah ainnit gonneur spill till sums o' ye staahrts, by gum.
Ye gubbins warnts a good toime fer we, den yer staahrts postin', see?
Get on wiv' thee.
Staahrt postin' pwog, dammit!
I gots pwog collectro the like o' wic ye nivvah laid peepers on beefphoar. Full-oop loike Bournemouth charabang at peak season.
They'uns be vinyl, tape,cweedees...yer names it.
But ah ainnit gonneur spill till sums o' ye staahrts, by gum.
Ye gubbins warnts a good toime fer we, den yer staahrts postin', see?
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Re: Damn they eyes,ye 'elmets!
'ere be sum Upper Leutonia-isms us be usin' ter derscribe audiofools:
-gurt noodles
-pony n' trap
-monkey floggers ( "monkey" bein' 500 paand. Hence money-flashers.)
-vitty tits
-mazed biscuits/ mazed as brush/"eneugh ter drive uz mazed"
-Kate Bush collectros
-no nort zark gawkins
-shoite phizogs
-gurt noodles
-pony n' trap
-monkey floggers ( "monkey" bein' 500 paand. Hence money-flashers.)
-vitty tits
-mazed biscuits/ mazed as brush/"eneugh ter drive uz mazed"
-Kate Bush collectros
-no nort zark gawkins
-shoite phizogs
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Re: Damn they eyes,ye 'elmets!
B'aint't easy bein' der audiofool.
Yer gotter keeps oop wif der tomfool gubbins, loikes.
Wot mek 'un be audiofool, yer arskin'?
Tis simpuls: if system bein' over $2000 ,rest arseshured yew is audiofool. Especiallay if yer over 50 year an' loikelay wif faulty hearin'.
B'ain't easy.
Dealers see 'ee coomin'. Dealer be tawkin' bollox ter der wonderstruck audiofool gaper erbout 'ow money means spankin' wick saarnd, an' the'ear be yon audiofool rollin' over loike content moggy, shewin hissen vulnerables.
An' dat dealer-dragon will ope mouf big loikes; gonneur spew fire n' poison art 'ee an' feed on 'ee lemming-gullibilitay.Ye greyt lummoxs. Ye greyt ninnay'ammers. Ye club-struck babbay sealpups.
No mam, the'ear be no 'un in Gawd's Kingdum kin beat Audiofool on der guppy-front.
Sore-troubled by they sheer ignarunce an' stubbornesh , they be's.
Abart as sharp as they sponge-bowl of over-cook'd oatmeals.
Aye. B'ain't easy.
Yer gotter keeps oop wif der tomfool gubbins, loikes.
Wot mek 'un be audiofool, yer arskin'?
Tis simpuls: if system bein' over $2000 ,rest arseshured yew is audiofool. Especiallay if yer over 50 year an' loikelay wif faulty hearin'.
B'ain't easy.
Dealers see 'ee coomin'. Dealer be tawkin' bollox ter der wonderstruck audiofool gaper erbout 'ow money means spankin' wick saarnd, an' the'ear be yon audiofool rollin' over loike content moggy, shewin hissen vulnerables.
An' dat dealer-dragon will ope mouf big loikes; gonneur spew fire n' poison art 'ee an' feed on 'ee lemming-gullibilitay.Ye greyt lummoxs. Ye greyt ninnay'ammers. Ye club-struck babbay sealpups.
No mam, the'ear be no 'un in Gawd's Kingdum kin beat Audiofool on der guppy-front.
Sore-troubled by they sheer ignarunce an' stubbornesh , they be's.
Abart as sharp as they sponge-bowl of over-cook'd oatmeals.
Aye. B'ain't easy.