Suggestions for Prog mascot
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Suggestions for Prog mascot
If you are Leutonian loike meself, you might remember the days of Elmer The Safety Elephant; the mascot of school crosswalks.
Well, why don't the children hear of Elmer any more?
Simple: because the powers that be fucked him off.
This is a sad state of affairs when our children fail at math; when our children are not given proper figures of respect & authority.
Mascots are important for susceptable young minds.
And, as we all know, kiddies have to be prodded towards the Almighty Prog from an early age.
So I'm suggesting my WEINER DOG Pony as a proper mascot to represent the cause of Prog Rock.
Why a weiner dog?
Because they instantly love-able. Because they are un-trainable.Because they dont take no shit from humans or dogs (of any size). They are always in your face.Because they are determined -bred to go after weasels right down their tunnels. (You heard of the saying "going to it like a ferret up a drainpipe" ? well, that should be "...like a weiner dog down a weasel hole.")
All the good qualities of Prog.
Well, why don't the children hear of Elmer any more?
Simple: because the powers that be fucked him off.
This is a sad state of affairs when our children fail at math; when our children are not given proper figures of respect & authority.
Mascots are important for susceptable young minds.
And, as we all know, kiddies have to be prodded towards the Almighty Prog from an early age.
So I'm suggesting my WEINER DOG Pony as a proper mascot to represent the cause of Prog Rock.
Why a weiner dog?
Because they instantly love-able. Because they are un-trainable.Because they dont take no shit from humans or dogs (of any size). They are always in your face.Because they are determined -bred to go after weasels right down their tunnels. (You heard of the saying "going to it like a ferret up a drainpipe" ? well, that should be "...like a weiner dog down a weasel hole.")
All the good qualities of Prog.
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Re: Suggestions for Prog mascot
Narky, The Snitching Weasel
Finger your useless, drug-fucked parents and have them sent to die in Siberia.
Finger your useless, drug-fucked parents and have them sent to die in Siberia.
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Re: Suggestions for Prog mascot
Rabid Badger.
The mascot of Ritualistic, Sacrificial, Occult-Puppetry For Children.
The mascot of Ritualistic, Sacrificial, Occult-Puppetry For Children.
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Re: Suggestions for Prog mascot
Cornhole-Bozo, Nightmare-Clown.
Audiofool-daddy spending all your lunch money on SpiderWeb Cable?
Bozo will see to him.
Audiofool-daddy spending all your lunch money on SpiderWeb Cable?
Bozo will see to him.
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Re: Suggestions for Prog mascot
'The dog, the dog, he's at it again.'
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Re: Suggestions for Prog mascot
What about:
Moribund the burgermeister
Or
Fritz the blank
Or
Harold the barrel
Moribund the burgermeister
Or
Fritz the blank
Or
Harold the barrel
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Re: Suggestions for Prog mascot
'Swan Lager' by Rick Wakeman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvByICL2ShI
Anyone for reggae-stylee Tchaikovsky ????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvByICL2ShI
Anyone for reggae-stylee Tchaikovsky ????
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