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On Canadian Broadcast Corp radio yesterday they were talking about the sun and fusion.
Then some clown comes in with :"Yeah and fusion is also very bad jazz listened to by ponytailed-men" (or something close to that.)


You know wot?

FUCK JAZZ IS WOT.

A lot of early bands went down that Road

People that listen to straight jazzbo should be publicly derided. They are diploids and society should do somethiong to benefit their poor lives.
Like setting up Respite Centers so that when old jazzbos shuffle out to claim their pension cheques they can stop off on the way and rest their hoofs.
(You could have dispensers in there dispensing mini feckin' sugar donuts.

That is rich coming from me: just look at my potbelly in me avatar.
(And I lurvs me chocky!)

I could listen to something Like Swirly Ian Carr & Nucleus all day but that Fusion malarky no chance..

How bart Swegas then?

I takes my fusion with a cup o' warm Boscoe.
(I should cocoa!)

I lurvs me fusion and listens to it without distractions.


...
Karns takes his fusion funky.

There ok but boowerin

When i refer to Jazz/Fusion im thinking about stuff like Brand X..

Natch. Wot else would you think of?...Drivel loike Weather Report?

If you are going to diss Weather Report then you can fuck right off. Happy to ignore your self referential masturbation but there are limits.