The Perfect Hi-Fi Product

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The Perfect Hi-Fi Product

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I am thinking of inventing something new to take the hi-fi industry by storm. Obviously to do that you can't tell the truth you have to look for catch phrases and marketing themes. So we must include Quantum Tunnelling, Graphite, have a valve connected so it glows, and be called Class A. I now need some help to come up with more hi-fi speak and marketing ideas to turn it into a world leader.

What will the product do / be, well I haven't a clue, I will wait until the marketing is finished then I will find something that will vaguely meet it. Designed to do a job, of course the most important job of all - to make money.

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Semi-non oversampling digital tube filters with multiplex bit-perfect asynchronous dedicated analogue output.

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Oooo yes! it must have massive heatsinks and weigh over 20 kilos. Material, well Gold has to be somewhere there as well as Zirconium (sounds good), Rare Earth, anymore?

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Fully balanced.
Cyrogenically treated.
Ultra purified.
I am in the hi-fi trade
Status: Manufacturer
Company Name: NVA Hi-Fi
https://nvahifi.co.uk/

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Unique Fusion-Assembled Rectification Triodes (FARTs).

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Edible- if u don’t like it just add custard
Analogue Source -
Denon DP47f- Ortofon mc20 supreme
Ifi Zen Phono
Doug Self balanced Pre amp
Akai 4000DS mk2 R2R
Digital Sources- IfI stream, Ifi Neo idsd Dac; Tidal / Radio Paradise
Amplification Nva 30vdc mono blocks
Speakers Lii Audio F-15 in Open Baffle; Ls6
Weiduka AC8.8- for digital sources
Mini BMU for analog sources

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Oh! and don't forget to mention the Super featherweight thin as a supermodel but strong as concrete "GRAPHENE."
Analogue
401 / PU7 / AT33ev
Longdog Audio Quartz Garrard PSU.
Longdog Audio Phono stage (MCj1)
Digital
NVA BMU.
Innuos Zen / Caiman Seg and Dorado
Cambridge CXC
Amps
Tron Seven Linestage.
Bel Canto Set 40, or LDA 300B Set Monoblocks
Speakers
Tannoy GRF Memory.
Tannoy ST100 Supertweeters

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Milled from a solid aluminium billet. Military specifications, so top secret that anyone leaking them will be hunted down and killed. Although it costs £50,000, it is still a bargain. Limited edition of 100, so hurry up and buy one.

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Where is the NASA connection?

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Backward engineered from alien technology. Preferably Vulcan.

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