The Perfect Hi-Fi Product

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Dr Bunsen Honeydew
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The Perfect Hi-Fi Product

Unread post by Dr Bunsen Honeydew » Wed Sep 12, 2018 10:47 am

I am thinking of inventing something new to take the hi-fi industry by storm. Obviously to do that you can't tell the truth you have to look for catch phrases and marketing themes. So we must include Quantum Tunnelling, Graphite, have a valve connected so it glows, and be called Class A. I now need some help to come up with more hi-fi speak and marketing ideas to turn it into a world leader.

What will the product do / be, well I haven't a clue, I will wait until the marketing is finished then I will find something that will vaguely meet it. Designed to do a job, of course the most important job of all - to make money.

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Re: The Perfect Hi-Fi Product

Unread post by Fretless » Wed Sep 12, 2018 10:55 am

Semi-non oversampling digital tube filters with multiplex bit-perfect asynchronous dedicated analogue output.
Main: NVA: P50sa - SSP - A40 - LS6 - Cube3
Digits: RPi 2B/Allo DigiOne/Volumio/Tomanek ULPS/AQ Jitterbug
DAC: Metrum Acoustics Musette CD Transport: Cambridge CXC
Headphones: AQ NightHawk/NightOwl Amp: Schiit Magni-3
DAC: Cambridge DacMagic Plus + Sbooster LPSU

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Re: The Perfect Hi-Fi Product

Unread post by Dr Bunsen Honeydew » Wed Sep 12, 2018 11:10 am

Oooo yes! it must have massive heatsinks and weigh over 20 kilos. Material, well Gold has to be somewhere there as well as Zirconium (sounds good), Rare Earth, anymore?

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Re: The Perfect Hi-Fi Product

Unread post by savvypaul » Wed Sep 12, 2018 11:20 am

Fully balanced.
Cyrogenically treated.
Ultra purified.
"The one who would whistle to Throbbing Gristle through harsh times in Umberstone Covert."

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NVA BMU / WTL Versalex / Transfiguration Axia /NVA Phono2 w/ 2nd PSU / GSP Revelation C / Vortexbox Appliance NAS Server / Sonore microRendu USB streamer w/ LPSU / Chord 2Qute USB dac / NVA P90sa / NVA A80MK2 (bass) / NVA A70 MK2 (tweeters) / NVA Cube 1 / NVA TIS MK1 / NVA SSPMK2 / NVA LS6 / NVA AP10H (& 1x additional PS) / Audeze LCD-2

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Re: The Perfect Hi-Fi Product

Unread post by Fretless » Wed Sep 12, 2018 11:54 am

Unique Fusion-Assembled Rectification Triodes (FARTs).
Main: NVA: P50sa - SSP - A40 - LS6 - Cube3
Digits: RPi 2B/Allo DigiOne/Volumio/Tomanek ULPS/AQ Jitterbug
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Re: The Perfect Hi-Fi Product

Unread post by Latteman » Wed Sep 12, 2018 12:47 pm

Edible- if u don’t like it just add custard
Analogue Source-ARB Turntable & 10” dual pivot arm, Dynavector 10x5, Nva Phono 1 / Schiit Mani
Digital Sources- Sony CDP770 & Apple Box3 to Beresford TC7510, iPhone 4s to music only WiFi
Amplification-NVA P50 & 2x A20
Speakers-Diy Cubes; Mid/bass- LS5; Tweeter- Ls1
SSC throughout
Testing Mini BMU

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Re: The Perfect Hi-Fi Product

Unread post by Andy-831 » Wed Sep 12, 2018 12:52 pm

Oh! and don't forget to mention the Super featherweight thin as a supermodel but strong as concrete "GRAPHENE."
Analogue
301 / 3012 / 2m black
401 / PU7 / AT33ev / Highphonics SUT
Phono 2 + extra PSU
Digital
Vortexbox, SBT / Teac Dac
Cambridge CXC
Amps
Glasshouse TVC, Tron Seven Linestage, Quad 44
Quad 303, or Bel Canto Set 40, or NG 300B Set Monoblocks
Speakers
Tannoy GRF Memory.
Tannoy ST100 Supertweeters
Q Acoustic 3020.

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Re: The Perfect Hi-Fi Product

Unread post by joe » Wed Sep 12, 2018 12:53 pm

Milled from a solid aluminium billet. Military specifications, so top secret that anyone leaking them will be hunted down and killed. Although it costs £50,000, it is still a bargain. Limited edition of 100, so hurry up and buy one.

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Re: The Perfect Hi-Fi Product

Unread post by kellerist » Wed Sep 12, 2018 1:00 pm

Where is the NASA connection?

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Re: The Perfect Hi-Fi Product

Unread post by Chunk McDaniel » Wed Sep 12, 2018 1:15 pm

Backward engineered from alien technology. Preferably Vulcan.

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