The Perfect Hi-Fi Product

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The Perfect Hi-Fi Product

Unread post by Dr Bunsen Honeydew » Wed Sep 12, 2018 10:47 am

I am thinking of inventing something new to take the hi-fi industry by storm. Obviously to do that you can't tell the truth you have to look for catch phrases and marketing themes. So we must include Quantum Tunnelling, Graphite, have a valve connected so it glows, and be called Class A. I now need some help to come up with more hi-fi speak and marketing ideas to turn it into a world leader.

What will the product do / be, well I haven't a clue, I will wait until the marketing is finished then I will find something that will vaguely meet it. Designed to do a job, of course the most important job of all - to make money.
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Re: The Perfect Hi-Fi Product

Unread post by Fretless » Wed Sep 12, 2018 10:55 am

Semi-non oversampling digital tube filters with multiplex bit-perfect asynchronous dedicated analogue output.
NVA: P50sa - SSP - A40 - LS6 - Cube3
Digits: RPi 2B/Allo DigiOne/Volumio/Tomanek ULPS/AQ Jitterbug
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Re: The Perfect Hi-Fi Product

Unread post by Dr Bunsen Honeydew » Wed Sep 12, 2018 11:10 am

Oooo yes! it must have massive heatsinks and weigh over 20 kilos. Material, well Gold has to be somewhere there as well as Zirconium (sounds good), Rare Earth, anymore?
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Re: The Perfect Hi-Fi Product

Unread post by savvypaul » Wed Sep 12, 2018 11:20 am

Fully balanced.
Cyrogenically treated.
Ultra purified.
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Re: The Perfect Hi-Fi Product

Unread post by Fretless » Wed Sep 12, 2018 11:54 am

Unique Fusion-Assembled Rectification Triodes (FARTs).
NVA: P50sa - SSP - A40 - LS6 - Cube3
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Re: The Perfect Hi-Fi Product

Unread post by Latteman » Wed Sep 12, 2018 12:47 pm

Edible- if u don’t like it just add custard
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Re: The Perfect Hi-Fi Product

Unread post by Andy-831 » Wed Sep 12, 2018 12:52 pm

Oh! and don't forget to mention the Super featherweight thin as a supermodel but strong as concrete "GRAPHENE."
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301 / 3012 / 2m black
401 / PU7 / AT33ev / Highphonics SUT
Phono 2 + extra PSU
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Vortexbox, SBT / Teac Dac
Cambridge CXC
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Glasshouse TVC, P50 Sa or Quad 34/44
Quad 303; 606 or Bel Canto Set 40 or NG 300B Set Monoblocks
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Tannoy GRF Memory.
Q Acoustic 3020.

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Re: The Perfect Hi-Fi Product

Unread post by joe » Wed Sep 12, 2018 12:53 pm

Milled from a solid aluminium billet. Military specifications, so top secret that anyone leaking them will be hunted down and killed. Although it costs £50,000, it is still a bargain. Limited edition of 100, so hurry up and buy one.

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Re: The Perfect Hi-Fi Product

Unread post by kellerist » Wed Sep 12, 2018 1:00 pm

Where is the NASA connection?

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Re: The Perfect Hi-Fi Product

Unread post by Chunk McDaniel » Wed Sep 12, 2018 1:15 pm

Backward engineered from alien technology. Preferably Vulcan.

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