The Perfect Hi-Fi Product

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Dr Bunsen Honeydew
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The Perfect Hi-Fi Product

Unread post by Dr Bunsen Honeydew » Wed Sep 12, 2018 10:47 am

I am thinking of inventing something new to take the hi-fi industry by storm. Obviously to do that you can't tell the truth you have to look for catch phrases and marketing themes. So we must include Quantum Tunnelling, Graphite, have a valve connected so it glows, and be called Class A. I now need some help to come up with more hi-fi speak and marketing ideas to turn it into a world leader.

What will the product do / be, well I haven't a clue, I will wait until the marketing is finished then I will find something that will vaguely meet it. Designed to do a job, of course the most important job of all - to make money.

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Re: The Perfect Hi-Fi Product

Unread post by Fretless » Wed Sep 12, 2018 10:55 am

Semi-non oversampling digital tube filters with multiplex bit-perfect asynchronous dedicated analogue output.
Main: NVA: P50sa - SSP - A40 - LS6 - Cube2 - BMU
Pi: Allo DigiOne Signature/Volumio/Tomanek LPSU/Jitterbug
DAC: Metrum Acoustics Musette CD Transport: Cambridge CXC
Headphones: AudioQuest NightHawk Carbon Amp: Schiit Magni-3
DAC: Musical Fidelity M1DAC Digital i/c: Profigold Oxypure OCC

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Re: The Perfect Hi-Fi Product

Unread post by Dr Bunsen Honeydew » Wed Sep 12, 2018 11:10 am

Oooo yes! it must have massive heatsinks and weigh over 20 kilos. Material, well Gold has to be somewhere there as well as Zirconium (sounds good), Rare Earth, anymore?

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Re: The Perfect Hi-Fi Product

Unread post by savvypaul » Wed Sep 12, 2018 11:20 am

Fully balanced.
Cyrogenically treated.
Ultra purified.
"The one who would whistle to Throbbing Gristle through harsh times in Umberstone Covert."

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Re: The Perfect Hi-Fi Product

Unread post by Fretless » Wed Sep 12, 2018 11:54 am

Unique Fusion-Assembled Rectification Triodes (FARTs).
Main: NVA: P50sa - SSP - A40 - LS6 - Cube2 - BMU
Pi: Allo DigiOne Signature/Volumio/Tomanek LPSU/Jitterbug
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Re: The Perfect Hi-Fi Product

Unread post by Latteman » Wed Sep 12, 2018 12:47 pm

Edible- if u don’t like it just add custard
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Analogue Source-
ARB Turntable & 10” dual pivot arm, Grado Reference Prestige 1 MI
Funk Firm Vector V, Acos modified tonearm, Grado Gold Prestige MI
Nva Phono 1 (external psu)
Digital Sources- Denon CEOL Piccolo, iPhone 6s
Amplification-NVA P50, A20 (x2), A60
Speakers- Diy BBCubes on Nva Stands;
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Re: The Perfect Hi-Fi Product

Unread post by Andy-831 » Wed Sep 12, 2018 12:52 pm

Oh! and don't forget to mention the Super featherweight thin as a supermodel but strong as concrete "GRAPHENE."
Analogue
301 / 3012 / Shure M75 + Jico SAS
401 / PU7 / AT33ev
Longdog Audio Phono stage (MCj1)
Digital
Vortexbox, SBT / Caiman Seg and Dorado
Cambridge CXC
Amps
Tron Seven Linestage, Quad 44
Quad 303, or Bel Canto Set 40, or NG 300B Set Monoblocks
Speakers
Tannoy GRF Memory.
Tannoy ST100 Supertweeters

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Re: The Perfect Hi-Fi Product

Unread post by joe » Wed Sep 12, 2018 12:53 pm

Milled from a solid aluminium billet. Military specifications, so top secret that anyone leaking them will be hunted down and killed. Although it costs £50,000, it is still a bargain. Limited edition of 100, so hurry up and buy one.

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Re: The Perfect Hi-Fi Product

Unread post by kellerist » Wed Sep 12, 2018 1:00 pm

Where is the NASA connection?

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Re: The Perfect Hi-Fi Product

Unread post by Chunk McDaniel » Wed Sep 12, 2018 1:15 pm

Backward engineered from alien technology. Preferably Vulcan.

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