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TT joke

Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 9:33 pm
by Dr Bunsen Honeydew
I have seen some joke products in my time but this takes the cake. :lol:

https://www.eliteaudiouk.com/product-pa ... -turntable

Re: TT joke

Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 10:24 pm
by Ithilstone
Well i know people that not only would buy it but would pee them self from joy...

Re: TT joke

Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 10:49 pm
by Dr Bunsen Honeydew
It looks like a joke kids toy = £1700 :shock: :-?

Re: TT joke

Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 11:04 pm
by CN211276
It has to be Elite Audio. Wonder if there will be a real review. :lol:

Re: TT joke

Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2017 12:10 am
by Ithilstone
CN211276 wrote: Mon Dec 11, 2017 11:04 pm Wonder if there will be a real review. :lol:
well what for?? it is a very expensive paper weight - review would go
does it spin - yes
does it holds paper - yes
end of review

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Re: TT joke

Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2017 9:10 am
by Hemmo1969
Form over substance??

Re: TT joke

Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2017 10:12 am
by Simon Hickie
I'm particularly impressed with the pure copper wiring and the plastic controller.

Re: TT joke

Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2017 10:32 am
by Dr Bunsen Honeydew
Hemmo1969 wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2017 9:10 am Form over substance??
Zilch over not a lot. It just wont work for start, it has to sound crap - no platter!!!!

Re: TT joke

Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2017 10:51 am
by Alfi
I'm sure YAWANKER will love it!

Does not his personally designed record support (on his personally designed TT that's so much better than anything else) feature a series of "pins" contacting the record label thereby raising the record off the platter by a few mm. Why didn't he simply just throw the platter away? I bet he's kicking himself now!

Alfi.

Re: TT joke

Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2017 11:22 am
by Dr Bunsen Honeydew
This made a degree if sense as a portable https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fcse8veYxVU

Or this from Sony https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qQwiaZdP0k

And of course this is the ultimate hi-fi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwZE6hWsPMg

Do any of these jokes cost £1700 as that Elite Audio joke does - Nope!