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Hey cocksucker! Just saw Norweigian movie, VALLEY OF SHADOWS. not telling you if were good or bad or if were fantasy or western. Not telling you fack, Jimmey.
Neil Giaman, so you know this is gonna be shit.
Brit actor, Ian McShane (Deadwood,that antiques comedy series - Goodfellow or wotever) hasn't lost his memory yet since he is given LOTS of dialogue. But he is really showing his age - face all crinkled-up like a bulldog or that Rolling Stones coke-head.)
I actually gave you some info to chew on.
But let us not get too confident and fall to the mistaken belief that this constitutes you further getting reviews from me that divulge more than the movie name.
Cos audiofools like you don't deserve it.
That info-generosity shit just doesn't fly with Blind Child, capeeech?
Here is a totally unknown jewel in the crown of UK horror (that is horror minus all the usual trappings).
Country life gone awyr.
This was Wicker Man 3 years beefwhore.
Be satisfied that I even bring this film to light (so you can check it out on youtube).
You jelly-spines sure do not deserve as much.
GOTHAM SERIES 4
You wans reviews.
But first you get down on yer bellies and slither up to me feets and suck me gangrene-infested toesies.
In and out of mental institutions a - of course - young schizophrenic must face the possibility that his visions...wotever...are real.
This series is trying too hard to be deep. This and its constant going off on tiny tangents as well as near constant barrage of special effect weird images...gets tiresome easily. Its a chore to make yourself engaged with this series.
And the constant REAL ? UNREAL? is burdensome.And overkill has the viewer not even wanting to work out this mess.
"Maybe he has hidden his memories behind fake memories."
"When you find the facts when reality becomes a dream."
"Your trapped in the astral plane where nothing is really real...unless I'm not really awake? Maybe its the drug?"
"You went too far into the Make-Believe and got lost. Your mind consciousness and now your trapped in the No-Place ...where nothing is ever real.
This all is unspecific/undefined/ambiguous/open to all interpertation...as is, say, YES lyrics on "Close To The Edge" or Dylan's "book" ,"Tarantula".
I'm half way through this first season and thinking of giving it up.