My dad was a highly decorated soldier in the war. In fact, some people reckon it was the tinsel on his helmet that the sniper spotted.

This, from Gary Lineker. And you know what? He's dead right.

Gary Lineker
@GaryLineker

If it were a young footballer, he’d have been correctly told to make a humiliating public apology.
2:54 PM · May 23, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

The Andromeda Strain
Quarantine
Outbreak
Contagion
The Omega Man
Con Air.

I only ever worked from home on one job, which was a 3-month coding gig when I was contracting. The days I worked from home I probably put more hours in than the days I commuted in. I remember getting messages saying things like "You sent this in at midnight. Is that correct?" :lol: What c...

A sample from my Twitter feed today: Matt Hancock I know how ill coronavirus makes you. It was entirely right for Dom Cummings to find childcare for his toddler, when both he and his wife were getting ill. Michael Gove Caring for your wife and child is not a crime Rishi Sunak Taking care of your wif...

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I hope he gets sacked, I really do, but they've got a nasty habit of not giving a shit when it's one of their own.

CN211276 wrote: ↑Fri May 22, 2020 10:22 pm Widly reported that Demonic Cummings travelled to Durham during the lockdown when he was showing Covid 19 symptoms. This has to be the end of him.

In your dreams. He'll get a slap on the wrist if that. One rule for them...

karatestu wrote: ↑Fri May 22, 2020 7:52 pm Herd immunity by the back door ?

It could be even more basic, Stu, simply a case of "couldn't give much of a crap about the plebs," maybe?

That's the second u-turn in as many days too. They published their approach to the Northern Ireland border protocol yesterday, saying "some checks will be needed," as opposed to saying that there would " absolutely not " be any checks on the border between North Ireland and the ...