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- Sun Sep 10, 2023 5:44 pm
- Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
- Topic: Jokes & Funnies
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
My wife sent me a text saying "Your great!". I immediately replied "No, you're great!". She was smiling so much that day that I hadn't the heart to tell her I was just correcting her grammar. I've seen the way it ends. My kids disconnect my life support machine so they can charge...
- Fri Aug 18, 2023 3:41 pm
- Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
- Topic: Jokes & Funnies
- Replies: 3543
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
At 65 my grandma decided to walk 10 miles a day. She's now 92 and we've no idea where she is.
- Sun Jul 30, 2023 11:27 am
- Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
- Topic: Jokes & Funnies
- Replies: 3543
- Views: 1102652
Re: Jokes & Funnies
A man goes into a toyshop and says "I want to buy a Barbie doll, how much is it please?" The shop assistant says "It depends on which one you want. Surgeon Barbie is £19, astronaut Barbie £19, scientist Barbie £19, gymnast Barbie £19, explorer Barbie £19 and divorced Barbie £300."...
- Tue Jul 25, 2023 12:48 am
- Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
- Topic: Jokes & Funnies
- Replies: 3543
- Views: 1102652
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Einstein is on a plane and says to the man next to him "It's a long journey let's play a game. I'll ask you a question and if you can't answer it you give me $5 then you ask me a question and if I can't answer it I'll give you $500." The man agrees and Einstein asks him what the distance f...
- Sat Jul 15, 2023 2:19 pm
- Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
- Topic: Jokes & Funnies
- Replies: 3543
- Views: 1102652
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Question on TV quiz show last week : "According to Homer's epic poem if nectar is the drink of the gods what is the food of the gods?" Contestant 1 - "well he likes donuts so I'll say donuts". Contestant 2 - "yeah, I think that's probably right. Donuts." Apparently the ...
- Sun Jul 09, 2023 4:29 pm
- Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
- Topic: Jokes & Funnies
- Replies: 3543
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
Your vet won't tell you this but if your dog is running a temperature get some mustard - it's the best thing for a hotdog!
- Thu Jun 08, 2023 3:02 pm
- Forum: Music
- Topic: Your last listen
- Replies: 8402
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Re: Your last listen
Viriditas : Green Mars. Prog rockers from hampshire. Found them on Bandcamp. There's also another album called Red Mars.
- Thu Jun 01, 2023 1:24 pm
- Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
- Topic: Jokes & Funnies
- Replies: 3543
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
Our WiFi packed up last night so my wife and I sat there and chatted. I was really surprised to find out that she no longer works at Woolworths.
- Thu Apr 20, 2023 4:14 pm
- Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
- Topic: Jokes & Funnies
- Replies: 3543
- Views: 1102652
Re: Jokes & Funnies
A man and a dog goes into a pub and says to the barman "if my dog can talk can I have a free drink?". "Sure" says the barman. "What's on the roof of a house?" says the man. "Roof" says the dog. "Get out" says the barman. As the man and dog are leavin...
- Tue Apr 11, 2023 9:03 pm
- Forum: Admin-Intro-Chitchat
- Topic: Jokes & Funnies
- Replies: 3543
- Views: 1102652
Re: Jokes & Funnies
At my funeral take the wreath off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who's next.