My wife, who is currently on a diet, assured me that she wasn't eating the bar of chocolate in her hand she was just looking at it. Apparently, if you look at chocolate hard enough it disappears.

Apparently an old soviet era joke has re-emerged in Russia.
2 secret police agents are drinking together in a bar.
Dmitri: "Boris, what do you think of Putin?"
Boris: "I think exactly the same as you, Dmitri."
Dmitri: "In that case, Boris, it's my duty to arrest you!"

Thanks Paul.

Does anyone know what the output impedance of the headphone socket on the AP10P is? Thanks.

A police officer stops a car on the freeway which is going really slowly. He asks the elderly lady driver if she's ok because she's going so slowly. "Oh officer. I always drive at the speed limit." "But you were only doing 10mph" "Yes officer I saw the sign 10" "No...

I'm pleased to report that despite all the food I've eaten over the last few days my socks still fit.

The Prog Collective. Seeking Peace.

If you haven't heard of The Prog Collective it's what you get if you take a bunch of well known prog rockers, mix and match them into different combinations and put them into a recording studio in L. A.. 5 rather nice albums apparently.

This Winter Machine.

4 albums of prog rock from Leeds I found on Bandcamp.

Why did pirates always use a letter X to mark their treasure maps to show the spot where they'd buried their treasure. If they'd used the letter G no one would've been able to find it.