Q: What is the difference between the people of Dubai and the people of Abu Dhabi.
A: The people of Dubai don't like the Flintstones but the people of Abu Dhabi do.

There will no doubt be more of these when we've pulled the Christmas Crackers.

Q: What is the motto of Reference Librarians?

A: The book stops here.

Fortunately, we're a bit poorer up north. Mostly chippolatas but some bangers.

I presume this is something to do with advancing age and reactions to current fashion
If I see a lass in yoga pants, all I see is a bunch of sausages.

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Savvy's post on the alternative lyrics to Milly Small's 'My boy Lollipop' leads me to think that this may be a fertile, if somewhat scatological or downright rude, thread. So, at risk of expurgation, and a warning that I will stray into Cubby Brown land, here I go. I'm sure many in this congregation...

Was it just me, or did anyone else think the flame on the tower on the left would burn down the tower, across the floor and...