A ten year old girl asked her Mother how she was born. The Mother smiled and said: "once upon a time your Daddy and I decided to plant a little seed. Daddy put it in the earth and I tended it every day. Eventually the seed grew into a healthy little plant with more and more leaves. So we took t...

My wife asked me if I could remember all the women I'd slept with.
In hindsight I should have stopped when I got to her.

Still, the hospital bed's quite comfortable

Do you know that drinking six to eight beers every day can greatly reduce your risk of giving a shit?

Two Thai girls asked if I'd like to spend the night with them. They said it would be like winning the lottery.
They were right - we had six matching balls.

Interesting comment that the seller took the amp to NVA and had it checked over personally.
Who was that engineer?

My ability to remember song lyrics from the 1960's far exceeds my ability to remember why I've walked into the kitchen.

Bob Dylan - Nashville Skyline

Guilty as I am of still buying vinyl I find, irrespective of sound quality, I think I'm more relaxed listening to CDs.
I'm not distracted listening for surface noises or wondering about mis-tracking.

Historians in Ireland have discovered what they believe to be the headstone for the oldest ever living man:

He was 193 and named Miles from Dublin.

Reading this topic reminds me of the saying:

The only thing two experts ever agree on is that the third expert's wrong.